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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3743 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 114 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
