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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Buildings Constructed:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us on our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. We have epic quests that involve battling dragons, rescuing princesses, and even taming a herd of explosive llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special edition whitening product that will make your character’s armor shine brighter than a disco ball at a rave. You’ll be the envy of all the other players as you strut your stuff in your blindingly beautiful gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful not to get too distracted by all the sparkles and unicorns, or you might forget to actually play the game!

BlockyBits Minecraft Server

anaesthesia, Begrajpur Medical College, Bharatiya Kisan Union, BlockyBits, boy to girl, Deception, Family Land, gender reassignment, Harassment, Man’s Genitals Removed, Mansoorpur, Medical college, Minecraft, Muzaffarnagar, Operation, Outrage, PROTESTS, Sanjak village, Server, Sex-Change Surgery, Threats, up, Uttar Pradesh

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Emeralds Found:	6648
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that will completely change your gaming experience? Look no further than our server, where you might log in as a noob but log out as a pro – just like Mujahid went to bed as a man but woke up as a woman!

Join us for the most outrageous adventures and surprises that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so wild, you might even find yourself in a gender-reassignment surgery mini-game without even realizing it! Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have a whole new identity?

But beware, there might be players like Omprakash lurking around, ready to deceive you into crazy quests and challenges. Who knows, you might end up in a court marriage with a fellow player and have your in-game land stolen right from under your pixelated feet!

So, if you’re ready for a gaming experience like no other, join our server now and get ready to be transformed in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, anything can happen in the world of Minecraft – even waking up as a different gender!

LackCraft Minecraft Server

lack of acceptance, lack of awareness, lack of communication, lack of compassion, lack of cooperation, lack of diversity, lack of education, lack of empathy, lack of forgiveness, lack of gratitude, lack of kindness, lack of love, lack of mindfulness, lack of patience, lack of peace, lack of respect, lack of tolerance, lack of trust, lack of understanding, lack of unity, LackCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

A Minecraft server where you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of riding a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, taming a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers, and participating in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show the world what true creativity looks like!

BlockButtAdventures

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Emeralds Found:	435
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
New Chunks Explored:	815207	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mines Excavated:	4255	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ores Mined:	2969
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	7099	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	804	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	156	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Items Found:	2065
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	23152	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	136	Star Shards Collected:	246

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife