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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1760 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society of Hollywood Jews from the northeast! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pickaxes, creeper explosions that rival Michael Bay movies, and secret underground redstone contraptions that will make your head spin faster than a conspiracy theory about Area 51. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the question: Is Hollywood controlled by Jews from the northeast? (Spoiler alert: probably not, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!)
