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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2145 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or maybe you’re in the mood to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat – we fully support your creative endeavors here.
Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away? You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Spend that $100 on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Your gaming experience will never be the same again!