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MartianKidneyShrinkageCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	202	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

lol so like, u know how humans wanna go to mars n stuff? well turns out, the astronauts’ kidneys are shrinking up there! like wut? so now they need to find a new planet to explore, and that’s where our minecraft server comes in! come join us on our out-of-this-world adventure where the only thing shrinking is the blocks you mine! plus, we have space cows that drop space milk, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a part of the kidney-shrinking fun on our server!

RunAwayFromTheLight

apprehension, apprehensive, Caution, danger, Darkness, DREAD, eerie, Escape, fear, FLEEING, fleeing the light, foreboding, light at the end of the tunnel, Mysterious, OMINOUS, Panic, RunAwayFromTheLight, running away, Survival, uncertainty, unknown

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build and stuff? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up! plus, our diamonds sparkle like rainbows and give u superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes!

but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long! and the best part? the music is all remixes of the minecraft soundtrack!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it…probably.

BrainPongCraft

athletic performance, brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain structure, BrainPongCraft, cognitive benefits, distinct patterns, hand-eye coordination, mental acuity, motor skills, neurological effects, neuroscience, ping pong, Players, researchers, sports, structural changes, study, table tennis, white matter integrity

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PING PONG PLAYERS WITH SUPER BRAIN POWERS. THEY CAN BUILD A CASTLE IN LIKE 5 MINUTES FLAT AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH BRAIN STRUCTURE AND FUNCTION LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. COME HANG OUT WITH US AND LEVEL UP YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS WHILE YOUR BRAIN GROWS BIGGER AND STRONGER. YOLO, AMIRITE?

MineMDQ

argentina, Backpacks, Dungeon, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft, MineMDQ, Multiverse, PvE, PvP, Server, Skills, Spanish, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	2912	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	209	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

First Argentine FULL Server in Spanish – 1.20.1 —–Full survival! —— Multiverse-Dungeon-Skills-Backpacks-And Much More!

minemdq.servegame.com

VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, banner, Community, description, Gaming, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, OWNER, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	893474	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

sfw6.vanillaboxmc.ru

HonkaiCraft Server #975 – Minecraft Server

abyss, CN supply, Crusade of Chasing Shadows, Event, Everlasting Luminance, hig, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd discussion, Honkai Impact 3rd Elf Skill Upgrades, Honkai Impact 3rd General, Honkai Impact 3rd Newbie Guide, Honkai Impact 3rd Newbie Resources, Honkai Impact 3rd Resources, HonkaiCraft, Lantern Tsavorae, Lone Destruction, MA cycles, Minecraft, New Moon Luna, Server, Shadowchaser Battlesuit, Shattered Swords VN, v7.5

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	153
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate the world of Honkai Impact 3rd in Minecraft! Need tips and tricks? We’ve got you covered with our extensive newbie guides and resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the Shattered Swords VN creators are raving about it. And have you seen our latest v7.5 Crusade of Chasing Shadows Trailer? It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into the legendary Lone Destruction: Shadowchaser in the virtual world! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

LaughCraft F1 – Williams Edition Minecraft Server

#Magnussen, 2024 WCC Standings, 2024 WDC Standings, 2024 WEC Standings, Alpine 100 Race Plan, Audi, Countdown to the Red Bull Home Race, Edition, Essentials, f1, F1 SPRINT, F1 SPRINT QUALIFYING, FantasyGP.com, Fernando Alonso, Formula 1 engine, Formula Autism, Free practice, iracing, Lap 7191, LaughCraft, Laughing with Williams Edition, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, Minecraft, News, Nico Hülkenberg, press conference, Previous thread, Relentless Formula One General, Server, verstappen, williams

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Farms Harvested:	705
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Red Bull Home Race track where you can zoom around like a pro F1 driver. Just watch out for the creeper pit stops!

2. Our FantasyGP.com league is so intense, it’s like Formula Autism on steroids. Can you handle the pressure and make it to the podium?

3. Did you know Nico Hülkenberg has raced 216 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium? Join our server and see if you can break his record (or at least not blow up your car)!

4. Lewis Hamilton hasn’t won a race in 56 Grands Prix. Can you help him break the curse by winning on our server? The fate of the virtual F1 world is in your hands!

5. Fernando Alonso hasn’t won in 188 Grands Prix. Maybe he just needs a little Minecraft magic to turn his luck around. Join us and be the hero he’s been waiting for!

6. We have a special Alpine 100 Race Plan that involves racing through 77 insane tracks filled with obstacles, traps, and maybe even a dragon or two. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

7. Our WDC, WCC, and WEC standings are so wacky, they’ll make your head spin. Can you rise to the top and claim your place among the Minecraft racing legends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even see Max Verstappen trying to race with a broken elbow while streaming iRacing. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

KinkyCraft: Where Crazy Fetishes are Normal

BDSM, bondage, crazy, discipline, Domination, exhibitionism, fetish, fetishes, kink, KinkyCraft, latex, leather, Masochism, normal, objectification, pet play, role-play, sadism, sensory deprivation, spanking, Submission, taboo, voyeurism

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Animals Bred:	123
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your wildest kinks and fetishes!

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can indulge in all your craziest desires. Want to build a giant statue of your favorite anime character in a bikini? Go for it! Feel like roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cave of Forbidden Fantasies, where you can explore hidden dungeons filled with all sorts of kinky surprises. Rumor has it that deep within the cave lies a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just discover a new kink or fetish that you never knew you had.

UnlockCraft Minecraft Server

60 days, Carriers, cell phone industry, cell phone unlocking, consumer rights, device unlocking, FCC, government mandate, Minecraft, mobile devices, mobile phone security, mobile technology, PHONES, policy change, regulations, rule, Server, smartphone access, telecom industry., telecommunications, unlock, UnlockCraft, wireless carriers

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can unlock all the phones after 60 days. like, u join and suddenly ur phone is unlocked and u can call anyone in the world for free. it’s like magic but in minecraft. join now and be part of the phone unlocking revolution. also, there are flying pigs and dancing llamas. why wouldn’t u want to be part of this craziness? come on, join now and unlock the phone of ur dreams.

KpopCraft: No Execution Allowed

Allowed, Censorship, control, defectors, Dictatorship, executed, EXECUTION, freedom of expression, government brutality, HUMAN RIGHTS, K-pop, KpopCraft, man, Music, North Korea, Oppression, pop culture, Propaganda, punishment, Régime, Report, south korea, totalitarianism

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we execute players for listening to K-pop? Yeah, you heard me right! We take our music preferences seriously up in here. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Plus, we have the best K-pop DJs in the game spinning those sick beats 24/7.

But that’s not all, fam. We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance battles to determine who’s the ultimate K-pop stan. Winner gets a lifetime supply of kimchi and a pet llama named Kim Jong-Un. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this lit party.

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of living on the edge. Who knows, you might just become the next K-pop sensation of the Minecraft world. Just remember, don’t let the admins catch you jamming out to BTS or you might end up like that poor soul in North Korea. LOLZ!