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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 4528 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 434 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 110 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!