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NickCraft: The Newsletter Ninja

aita, Alexander, back to school, berated, birth certificate, club, complaint, face of, full name, girly name, Humiliating, Lex, Make it right, middle name, mom, Newsletter, NickCraft, Nickname, ninja, school newsletter, serious, student log in, Using

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Void Armor Forged:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of being called by your boring, sophisticated name like Alexander? Want to spice things up and join a Minecraft server where you can be known as the one and only Lex? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on this wild adventure where your mom’s opinions don’t matter and you can embrace your inner Lex without any judgment. We’ve even got a special club just for players who go by cool nicknames like Lex, so you’ll fit right in.

Don’t let your mom hold you back from being the awesome Lex that you were meant to be. Join our server today and show her that Lex is the name of the future, baby! Let’s get crafting and building, Lex-style!

Abuse-Free SMP: Escaped & Thriving

Abuse, AbuseFree, breaking the cycle, courage, domestic violence, empowerment, escape plan, escaped, family dynamics, healing, mental health, moving out, ReBuilding, resilience, safety planning, self love, self-care, smp, starting over, support system, Survival, Therapy, THRIVING, Trauma recovery

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Votes:	6476	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39

Are you tired of living in a house where the creepers are the least of your worries? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only abusive thing you’ll encounter is the way our players abuse the chat with their terrible puns!

Escape your real-life drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to make that epic armor. Build your dream home, make friends with fellow survivors, and leave your abusive past behind in a cloud of pixelated dust.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life where the only griefing you’ll experience is from that one player who keeps stealing your crops. It’s time to break free from the shackles of your old life and start fresh in a world where the only toxicity is from the poison potions you accidentally drank. Let’s craft a brighter future together, one block at a time!

SadCraft2021

depression, Despair, emotional, emotions, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholic, Melancholy, Memories, Nostalgia, Pain, SadCraft2021, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, triggers

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in the real world? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can drown your sorrows in a virtual world of pixelated fun! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling sad again, because our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. Need a pick-me-up? Just hop on our server and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the Nether.

So why waste your time feeling sad when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

SinwarCraft – Not Your Average Cross-Dressing Server

Average, crossdressing, disguise, disguise techniques, dressed as a woman, elusive target, fugitive, Gaza Strip, gender disguise, Hamas Leader, hiding in plain sight, hiding tactics, intelligence reports, Middle East conflict, militant leader, Palestinian, political figure, secret identity, security threat, Server, SinwarCraft, undercover, Wanted Man, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2902	Potions Brewed:	92
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Crops Grown:	8401	Star Shards Collected:	63

come join our epic minecraft server where yahya sinwar is hiding in plain sight dressed as a woman! you never know when he will pop out and start building with you! maybe he will even challenge you to a build battle while wearing his fabulous dress! join now for the chance to meet this mysterious figure and uncover all the secrets he holds in our wacky world of blocks and pixels!

HiberCraft: Save Lives & Chill

Chill, critical care, DNP, donepezil, DRUG, drug repurposing, emergency medicine, emergency response, HiberCraft, hibernation-like state, Hospital, innovative treatment, life-saving intervention, lives, medical breakthrough, medical emergencies, medical innovation, organ damage, patient survival, repurposed, Save, save lives, suspended animation, time-sensitive treatment

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Crops Grown:	7497	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Runes Activated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can literally go into suspended animation like you’re in a sci-fi movie? Well, guess what? Our server has got you covered!

We’ve got this crazy drug called Donepezil or DNP that can put you in a hibernation-like state, slowing down organ damage and giving you more time to reach the hospital in case of emergencies. Imagine being chased by a creeper and just popping a pill to go into suspended animation, giving you a chance to escape and come back to fight another day!

Join our server now and experience the wildest medical emergencies in Minecraft history! Who needs potions when you’ve got suspended animation drugs, am I right? Let’s save lives and have a blast doing it!

NaziHavenMC Server

anti-semitism, Aryan Nations, extremism, extremism in America, extremism in Idaho, far right, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, History, hyperborea, Idaho, Nazi haven, NaziHavenMC, neo-nazis, Northern Idaho, Pacific Northwest, racism, Server, white nationalism, white separatism, White Supremacy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	65
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

Argument, BELIEF, BTFO, BTFOrealm, Christroons, Concept, criticism, debate, Debunked, deluding, disbelief, doctrine, FAITH, Habit, Insanity, Religion, response, skepticism, smp, theology, Trinity, TROONITY, TroonityCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.