ReceiptCraft: SlowComms

Communication, digital behavior, digital communication, efficiency, email, email tracking, instant messaging, Messaging, messaging apps, Notifications, online communication, online etiquette, productivity, Read receipts, read status, ReceiptCraft, response time, SlowComms, slowed down communication, Technology, text messages, Tracking

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	2422
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

sooo like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode? welllllll, u gotta join this server cuz like, the read receipts have slowed down communication so much that u will literally feel like ur in a different dimension. u will be like, “woah, am i even in minecraft anymore?” but don’t worry, u are, and it’s gonna be the most wild ride of ur life. join now and experience the chaos for urself. u won’t regret it, i promise.

DebrisCraft: Dementia Edition

9/11 attack responders, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, data analysis, debris exposure, DebrisCraft, dementia, dementia risk, Edition, emergency responders, environmental hazards, first responders, health outcomes, health risks, high exposure group, long-term effects, mental health, neurological disorders, occupational exposure, post-traumatic stress disorder, public health, severe exposures, world trade center

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Emeralds Found:	997	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND GET A 30 TIMES HIGHER CHANCE OF GETTING DEMENTIA! WE GOT DEBRIS EXPOSURE FOR DAYS, Y’ALL! IF YOU WANT TO DEVELOP DEMENTIA FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CREEPER, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! OUR PLAYERS WITH SEVERE EXPOSURES HAVE A WHOPPING 42 TIMES THE RISK OF LOSING THEIR MINDS! COME ON IN AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN! #DEMENTIAFORDAYS #CREEPERSPEED #LOLZVILLE

Phoenix: Where even the semi-vanillas can rise from the ashes!

1k spawn perimeter, ashes, boat looting, Chronos V3, Creative Server, DDR5 RAM, Discord link, Experimental Features, frankfurt, germany, gold farm, iron farm, new main storage, phoenix, project leader, raid farm, Rise, Ryzen 7 7700X, Semi Vanilla, semivanillas, Server Uptime, shulker farm, skill level, Technical, Testing

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Villages Defended:	19	New Chunks Explored:	683735
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Phoenix Minecraft Server

Overview

Server Version	1.20.4 with Experimental Features
Available Resources	Abundance of resources, with quick collection
Key Features	1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage

Revamp Plans

Currently looking to completely revamp the server with Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and a 600k shulker farm eventually.

Player Invitation

People of ANY skill level looking to learn are invited. Players 13+ are accepted, but cracked players or hackers are not allowed.

Server Details

Both servers run on 8+GB of DDR5 RAM on a Ryzen 7 7700X; server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany. For a chart of all server info, check Server Uptime

Discord Link

Join our Discord community here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are all players allowed on the server?	Players 13+ are allowed, but cracked players or hackers are not accepted.
What are the key features of the server?	1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage
Where is the server hosted?	The server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany.

MemeCraft Server

Creative, dank memes, derrhorns, digital art, Editing skills, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, Meme culture, meme format, meme template, meme trend, Memecraft, photoshop editing, photoshopped, picrel, Server, shika no ko, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Items Found:	6009
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the break of dawn. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Shika no Ko” challenge, where you must hunt down elusive derrhorns while dodging exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

EuroCrusade Minecraft Server

anticipation, battle, boring game, captain Saladin, Competition, EURO, EuroCrusade, Europe, EXCITEMENT, Flags, football, historical reference, leadership, medieval vibes, Minecraft, national team, new crusade, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, Sportsmanship, Tournament, Turkish NT

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you back to the days of medieval crusades? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you feel like you’re leading your own army into battle against your enemies. Plus, rumor has it that the Turkish National Team is considering naming their captain Saladin after playing on our server. Join now for a truly immersive and hilarious gaming experience!

No Auntie Dress Code Minecraft Server

aunt’s request, AUNTIE, clothing preferences, Code, concert attire, dress, dress code, dress up, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, fashion choices, generational differences, Minecraft, music school event, parent-child conflict, personal expression, piano recital, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage angst, teenage emotions, teenage independence, teenage rebellion

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dressing up like a fancy piano player is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Join us for our weekly “concerts” where all players must wear a white shirt, tie, and dress slacks to participate. Don’t worry, if you don’t follow the dress code, your PS5 might mysteriously disappear!

Experience the thrill of arguing with your virtual aunt and mom about your outfit choices, just like in real life! Show off your rebellious side by refusing to conform to societal norms and dressing up for a “stupid kids’ concert.” Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join us on this wild adventure where fashion faux pas and family feuds collide in the most outrageous ways. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the best-dressed player in the game, even if it means sacrificing your gaming console. Are you ready to take on the challenge and prove that you’re not just another block in the Minecraft world? Join us now and let the dress-up drama begin!

GFHumiliationCraft

accident, aita, anger, Apology, childish, clarification, Communication, confusion, dorm, EMBARRASSMENT, GFHumiliationCraft, Girlfriend, guy friend, Jealousy, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, Nickname, relationship, resolution

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misunderstandings can lead to hilarious situations just like in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in to find that your best friend has been mistaken for a girl by your jealous girlfriend, leading to a comical confrontation that leaves everyone laughing. Who knew a simple nickname could cause so much chaos?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness for yourself. Join our server now and get ready for some unforgettable moments that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. See you in the game!

MineHappyLand

experiencing joy, feeling happy, finding happiness, happiest moments, Happiness, happiness in everyday life, happiness in life, happiness is a choice, happiness is a state of mind, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happiness within, happy feelings, happy thoughts, inner happiness, joy, MineHappyLand, moments of joy, positive emotions, sharing happiness, spreading happiness

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom! Join us and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?).

Our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. And if that’s not enough to make you happy, just wait until you see our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

So come on, join us and share your happiness with a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPrison Minecraft Server

amendments, blinken, Conflict, Demands, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage deal, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, PixelPrison, political issues, regional tensions, Server, Terrorism, unworkable changes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Animals Bred:	106	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, this server is so lit that even hamas wants in on the action! they were like, “yo, we need to make some amendments to this hostage deal so we can play on this server too!” and blinken was all like, “nah bro, some changes are unworkable, but u can still join if u want.” so now hamas is building epic structures and battling creepers with us, it’s wild man. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

UkraineCraft: Frozen Assets Edition

$50 billion, assets, crisis response, diplomatic agreement, diplomatic resolution, economic stability, economic support, Edition, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, frozen, frozen Russian assets, G7 leaders, geopolitical crisis, global politics, international aid, International cooperation, international relations, political intervention, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	95	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

haha u know what else is frozen? our server’s epic snow biome where u can build ur own ice castle and rule over ur own frozen kingdom like a true G7 leader! join us and u can be part of the epic quest to defeat the evil Russian snow golems and reclaim the $50 billion treasure hidden in the icy caves! plus, our server has the best parties with llamas and pandas dancing to dubstep music in the disco igloo! so come join us and let’s show those G7 leaders how it’s really done in Minecraft land!

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