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Breed Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	804	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3019	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

Pixel Pajeet’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and experience a wild world of pajeet diversity like you’ve never seen before! From rainbow-colored skin to giant googly eyes, our players come in all shapes and sizes. It’s like a melting pot of craziness, just like the good ol’ US of A. So why settle for bland when you can join the most visually stimulating server out there? Come on in and let your pajeet flag fly high!

Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Animals Bred:	53
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7275

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Club Supporter No Personality Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their personality disappeared! They were left with nothing but their undying love for our server and all the shenanigans that come with it.

Join us if you want to be part of a club where your personality is optional and chaos is mandatory. Build epic structures, engage in intense PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the secret of the missing personalities. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to solve the mystery and become a legend in our server’s history.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and a touch of absurdity, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Towns Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	667	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

J.J. Abrams’s new movie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1803	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can embark on a quest to save a mythical world just like Glen Powell! Emma Mackey will be your supportive wife, Jenna Ortega and Samuel L. Jackson will guide you through the fantasy world – with SLJ as your ultimate mentor figure. Who knew that your Minecraft adventures could save a whole other realm? Don’t miss out on this epic journey filled with magic, danger, and maybe even a dragon or two!

BlockyFate Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	118	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Emeralds Found:	4752	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Mystery House Crafters are waiting for you to join their epic adventures!

Clear Lostbelt 5 Olympus to unlock a whole new world of craziness, where you’ll be rewarded with 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in. And don’t forget about our welfare servant, 4*Lancer Van Gogh (Miner), who will mine her way into your heart with double the EXP when strengthening.

But that’s not all – our scenario writer, amphibian, has cooked up some insane quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Plus, we’ve got summon events that will make your head spin, with limited edition characters like 5Alter Ego Super Bunyan and 5Foreigner Van Gogh up for grabs.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Lostbelt No.6 Clear Support Campaign and show those mobs who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!