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ChatCrafters United

Brainstorming, business meetings, ChatCrafters, collaboration, Communication, Decision making, discussion, exchanging information, Interaction, love to talk, Meetings, networking, people, problem solving, productivity, professional development, sharing ideas, socializing, Team Building, teamwork, United, work meetings

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	5335

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server ain’t for no chit-chatting meetings, dis server is for people who love to TALK! like, all day, every day, non-stop talking, u feel me? we got a special chat feature where u can talk to ur homies while u mine, build, and fight mobs. it’s like a virtual talk show up in here, but with creepers and stuff. so if u love to talk, come join us and never be silent again! let’s chat our way to victory, fam!

WormyWonderland

amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, biology, conservation, Discovered, discovery, ecuador, entomology, Nature, new species, Oroperipatus tiputini, research, scientists, south america, species identification, tropical rainforest, velvet worm, wildlife, WormyWonderland, zoology

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Animals Bred:	89
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Emeralds Found:	1108
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

lmao u know what else is discovered? a new species of epicness on our minecraft server! join now to explore the depths of our virtual world and uncover hidden treasures like u r indiana jones or something. this server is so lit, even the velvet worms in ecuador are jealous. come build, mine, and slay dragons with us cuz why not? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just find a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake. yep, u heard right, CAKE. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyConspiracy Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Audit, concentration camps, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracy, deaths, Genocide, German speaker, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Holocaust, Holocaust denial, Jews, Liars, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Propaganda, Red Cross, Server, switzerland, truthfulness, War Crimes, WW2 camps

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a conspiracy theory? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Red Cross in Switzerland couldn’t believe it! Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unbelievable than the number of deaths in German WW2 camps (spoiler alert: it’s not even 5 percent of what the Jews claim)! Come see for yourself why Jews are apparently the biggest liars in history – all on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more mind-blowing than a secret Nazi moon base!

Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

bashful, bench, Character development, comedic relief, dictator, following, hair pulling, HIDEOUT, Hiding, historical fiction, hitler, Hitlers, inclusion, lockerroom, memoirs, Minecraft, missing scenes, owen, Scenes, schoolgirl, Server, surprising moments, unexpected behavior, world war II

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Farms Harvested:	512	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun!

RentSplit Minecraft Server

adulting, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter’s rent, disagreements, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Minecraft, NYC, parental support, Parenting styles, paying half, relationships, RentSplit, Respect, Server, Trust, Wife

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret checks, and accusations of illegal business dealings!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next. Will your in-game family members fight over a virtual boyfriend? Will they accuse each other of being traitors? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good soap opera storyline mixed with some Minecraft gameplay. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and become part of our wacky virtual family!

ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	271	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Animals Bred:	146
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

CraftyLove – Partner Perks

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Bond, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CraftyLove, Favorite, Kindness, love, loyalty, partner, Perks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Support, Traits, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	6689
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!

Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

corporate greed, drug prices, economic inequality, Europe, financial loopholes, firms, government regulations, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare industry, international business, Minecraft, offshore accounts, patient affordability, Patients, Pharma, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, profit margins, PROFITS, Server, Tax, tax evasion, tax havens

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crops Grown:	9034

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

KyivCraft: No-Fly Zone in West

airspace, Allies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, nato, no-fly zone, Nofly, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, West, Western Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ores Mined:	2010	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got creepers dat be droppin’ diamonds like it’s hot potato, and zombies dat be breakdancin’ instead of tryna eat yo brains.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour? It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Rings meets a Justin Bieber concert (but in a good way, trust me).

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!