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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2677 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 8527 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 64 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
