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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4238 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”
we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?
plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.
so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.
