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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5576 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.