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/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	4743	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	344
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Emeralds Found:	8214	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4555
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	84
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	109	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	8339	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
New Chunks Explored:	703683	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Buildings Constructed:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Votes:	2677	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchantments Applied:	123
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.