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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3564 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!
