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GovtGoneWildCraft

Accountability, activism, citizen, Civic Duty, civic engagement, civil rights, Corruption, current events, Democracy, Government, GovtGoneWildCraft, grassroots movement, leadership, political action, political reform, Politics, protest, public policy, social change, united states, Voting

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2381	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	2699	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Buildings Constructed:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9414
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real life politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of the real world and build your own government where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to worry about corrupt politicians when you can create your own laws and regulations in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is running for president in our server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue! Join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Animals Bred:	197
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

age 45, BabyBlocker, birth control, Cancer prevention, cancer risk factors, cancer statistics, childbearing, Childless, Family Planning, fertility, gynecological health, hormonal contraception, Medical research, Oral contraceptive pill, ovarian cancer, ovaries, pill use, pregnancy history, Protecting, reproductive health, risk reduction, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive choices

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

TFMC

#youtube, alchemist, Arcane, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dynamic world, Exclusive events, History, Justice, Legacy, magic spells, Murder Mystery, Mysticism, Roleplay, Smithing, Strategic Wars, TFMC, Vanilla, Villain, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

TFMC Server Overview

Server	TFMC Realm
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh
Season 3 Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, abnormal growth, beauty, biopsy, cosmetic treatment, dermatologist, Dermatology, Ethereal, health concerns, Medical advice, medical procedure, Melanoma, mole removal, moles, pigmented lesion, Prevention, self-care, skin cancer, skin care routine, skin condition, skin health, skincare, Skylands

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC

affordable places, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, financial contribution, friendship, Housing, Lease, living situation, loyalty, NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC, rent free, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, temporary stay, third person, Utilities

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Animals Bred:	147
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?

NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP

dangerous pets, difficult pets, exotic pets, high maintenance pets, Minecraft, NoPetNoRegret, not recommended, pet advice, pet care, pet considerations, pet dangers, pet hazards, pet ownership, pet recommendations, pet safety, Pet selection, pet suggestions, pet tips, Pets, pets to avoid, pets to stay away from, smp, unpopular pets

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

Crafty Climax

anticipation, Climax, Communication, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, FLIRTING, foreplay, getting in the mood, Intimacy, naughty talk, Passion, pre-sex conversation, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive words, setting the mood, sexual tension, Sweet nothings, turning on, whispering

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ores Mined:	9065
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow!

CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1743

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?