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CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Buildings Constructed:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Animals Bred:	51
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	1274
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Emeralds Found:	2952	Farms Harvested:	744
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Animals Bred:	131	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.