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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 689 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than kamala harris breakin’ her silence on a missile attack on israel! we got more action than iran bein’ a dangerous force in the middle east, i’m tellin’ ya!
when you join this server, you’ll be like, whoa, this is wild! we got creepers blowin’ up left and right, skeletons shootin’ arrows like there’s no tomorrow, and zombies tryin’ to eat your brains faster than you can say “minecraft is awesome!”
not only that, but we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen! we got a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a giant statue of a chicken wearin’ a top hat! it’s insane, man!
so, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience more craziness than kamala harris talkin’ about iran, then you gotta join this minecraft server! trust me, you won’t regret it!
