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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9914 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 52 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!