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TabletTots – Slow Response Zone

attention span, child behavior, child development, Child Psychology, cognitive delays, cognitive development., Communication Development, digital age, digital devices, early learning, educational technology, interactive devices, modern parenting, parenting challenges, response, screen addiction, screen time, Slow, tablet use, TabletTots, technology and kids, technology impact, toddler behavior, Zone

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we promise you won’t turn into a toddler who can’t respond to prompts! We got 63 toddlers to test it out and they took FOREVER to acknowledge requests while playing games on tablets. So, if you want to keep your communication skills intact, hop on our server and save yourself from becoming a slowpoke like those poor toddlers. Touch-screens may be the enemy, but our server is the savior! Join now before it’s too late!

Caledonian SMP: Where adults play with blocks, but not square ones. Join the fun now!

1.21, Adults, blocks, Caledonian, collaboration, Contests, Datapacks, Discordintegration, Dynmap, Fun, Griefing, interactive community, java, jei, Join, minimap, optifine, Play, rules, Server Events, smp, Square, Trophy, Vanilla, Vanillatweaks, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Caledonian SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly Vanilla SMP with some Vanillatweaks datapacks
Features	Simple Voice Chat, DiscordIntegration, Dynmap
Server Events	Regular events and contests with custom trophy rewards

FAQs

1. What are the server rules?

1. Be a good person. Respect others and use common sense. 2. No griefing or raiding/stealing of other people’s builds or items. 3. No cheats or hacks. Mods such as optifine, minimap, and JEI are allowed. 4. No item duping. TNT duping is allowed, but general item duping is not. 5. Must be 18 or older to join the server.

2. How can I join the server?

To join, join our discord and apply!

BlockMania Minecraft Server

addiction, alternative activity, asian soles, black soles, blockmania, brown soles, Exotic, fetish, foot fetish, heels, indulgence, Minecraft, open-minded, sensory experience, sensory pleasure, Server, smelling feet, sniffing, strip clubs, taboo, unique interest, wet toes, white soles

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	601
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Imagine a world where you can explore strip clubs in Minecraft and indulge in the aroma of sweaty stripper feet. It’s a unique experience that will leave you wanting more!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of foot sniffing adventures. From white to black, brown to Asian soles, you’ll have the opportunity to sniff them all and revel in the heavenly scent. Our community is open-minded and welcoming, so don’t be shy about expressing your love for feet!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, once you start sniffing those virtual toes, you’ll never want to leave!

FinalBattle2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., Communists, Country, deep state, Democracy, drain the swamp, Fake News Media, fascists, final battle, FinalBattle2024, freedom, Globalists, Government, Liberation, Marxists, Minecraft, patriots, political class, revolution, Server, tyrants, Villains, warmongers

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! In the year 2024, we are gearing up for the final battle against the Deep State and all their evil minions. Join us as we embark on a quest to demolish the corrupt government, kick out warmongers, and banish globalists from our virtual world.

But that’s not all! We will also be taking down Communists, Marxists, and Fascists with our trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. The political class that hates our Country will tremble at the sight of our mighty pickaxes and bows.

And let’s not forget about the Fake News Media – we will be building walls around their bases and trapping them in with mobs of angry zombies. The Swamp will be drained, and our country will be liberated from the clutches of tyranny once and for all!

So grab your pixelated weapons, saddle up your virtual horses, and join us on this epic journey to victory. Together, we will conquer the Minecraft world and emerge victorious against all odds. See you on the battlefield, fellow warriors!

Niece’s Grad Party Drama – No Vacation Home for In-Laws!

Airbnb, celebration, cleaning, college, Drama, Expense, family, Furniture, Grad, Graduation, graduation party, home, inlaws, Lake, market rate, Niece, nieces, OBLIGATION, Party, reduced rate, rental, Respect, sc, Trash, vacation, vacation home

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crops Grown:	1512	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos, just like the Airbnb vacation home owned by this poor soul.

Imagine logging in to find your virtual vacation home trashed by your own family members, just like in this crazy story. But don’t worry, we won’t charge you extra for the mess – just for the entertainment value!

Join now and experience the thrill of dealing with entitled relatives who expect everything for free. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

So come on in, grab a virtual broom, and get ready to clean up the mess left behind by your virtual family members. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blockheadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, Clueless, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Frustration, funny, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, Minecraft, mistake, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, relationship advice, Self Discovery, Server, Significant Other, warning signs

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Have you ever had a moment where you realized you were dating a complete moron? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of players who make you question how they even manage to turn on their computers.

From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, the antics on this server will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that form over who gets the last diamond block.

So if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for one of our resident blockheads!

CraftyLifeBeautiFul

Adventure, beauty in everyday moments, Contentment, CraftyLifeBeautiFul, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Nature, Peace, personal growth, positivity, relationships, Self Discovery, Serenity, Simplicity

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of TNT to another who only communicates in pig Latin, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Life is too short to play on boring servers, come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest place to be in Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: 90% Destroyed!

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, Destroyed, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, global security, international news, Kharkiv Oblast, KharkivCraft, military advancements, military casualties, military conflict, military defense, military intervention, military operation, military strategy, military tactics, Russian offensive forces, Ukrainian Army, war zone

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Star Shards Collected:	224	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy more than 90% of Russian offensive forces in Kharkiv Oblast just like the Ukrainian Army! we are the ultimate warriors of blocky destruction, crushing our enemies with pixelated power! join us and be a part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of minecraft! build, fight, and conquer with us as we take on all challengers and emerge victorious every time! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

CrowdFundedQueens – Breaking the Block Ceiling!

BLOCK, BREAKING, business loans, Business Success, campaign completion time, Ceiling, couples, CrowdFundedQueens, crowdfunding, disadvantages, Entrepreneurship, female entrepreneurs, financial support, funding, gender bias, gender differences, gender equality, investment trends, investor herding behavior, research findings, Small Business, startup funding, traditional lending, women in business

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Potions Brewed:	71	Dragons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! here at our server, we have found that female gamers complete quests 20% faster than males! that’s right, ladies rule the server here!

unlike other servers, our female players face fewer disadvantages and benefit from the herding behavior of investors (whatever that means). so if u wanna be part of a server where the ladies are on top, join us now!

oh, and did i mention that couples are just as fast as males on our server? that’s right, love is in the air here at our server! so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little romance!

Equilibrium | Survival | Economy | Auctions |

Auctions, Economy, equilibrium, PvP, Survival, Survivalpvp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2858	Dragon Eggs Found:	6276
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Join Equil, a survival server with a fun economy and auctions.Trade, buy, and sell items to grow your wealth.Win rare items in our auctions.Start your adventure today!

Our Discordhttps://discord.com/invite/ybdCdMA8GY

Our Webstorehttps://equilibrium-shop.tebex.io/

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