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Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

2018-2019, Crafty, donald trump, economic impact, economic policy, Economy, employment, global trade, import protection, international relations, job loss, job market, manufacturing industries, protectionism, retaliatory tariffs, rising input costs, Server, supply chain, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, Trouble

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

Adults, Armor statues, bland, Boring, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, DragonCraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Expansion, Farms, java, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, respectful, Running, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, Version, Years

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	166
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Royal Torture Minecraft Server

Anime, dark fantasy, dark themes, Dumping Volume 15, Extras, fantasy world, Horror, intense storyline, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, princess, Psychological, psychological thriller, royal, Server, Supernatural, Tis Time for Torture, torture, volume 15

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	934787	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Votes:	8208	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

fangame guide, Fangames, general, joy, Joyful, Lisa, LISA: The General, ltg, main website, Minecraft, PAINFUL, post-apocalyptic, post-Flash world, rpg maker, smp, Steam page, The first, The White Flash, tq, Wiki

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5195	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

PetPals Minecraft Server

Accommodation, allergic, apartment living, apartment rules, Boundaries, Breakup, cat owner, Communication, friendship, lease agreement, Minecraft, mutual friends, overreaction, pet accommodation, pet allergies, pet boundaries, pet ownership, pet policy, pet rules, pet-friendly, PetPals, Respect, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

MomKnowsBestMC

budgeting challenges, budgeting tips, communication problems, cutting expenses, family advice, family conflict, family dynamics, Financial Advice, financial disagreements, financial hardships, Financial Planning, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal living, marital disputes, marriage issues, MomKnowsBestMC, money management, relationship conflicts, saving money

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	441415
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Emeralds Found:	5481

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

bizarre fact, curious fact, FactoidFrenzy, fascinating tidbit, fun fact, interesting information, lesser known information, little-known fact, Minecraft, obscure fact, odd fact, offbeat knowledge, outlandish fact, peculiar fact, quirky fact, random fact, smp, strange fact, Trivia, uncommon knowledge, unique knowledge, unusual fact, weird trivia

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7474	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server

comfort food, cravings, crunchy, DELICIOUS, favorite snack, go to, guilty pleasure, hits the spot, hunger fix, indulgence, Munchies, quick bite, SALTY, satisfying, satisfying snack, Savory, Server, snack food, SnackCraft, SWEET, Tasty, Treat, Ultimate

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Are you tired of snacking on boring old chips and dip while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious snacks for you to munch on while you build, mine, and survive! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got all your cravings covered.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!

ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

$86 million seized, Black Market, Chinese mafia, crime bust., criminal investigation, criminal network, criminal syndicate, Drug gang, drug trafficking, financial crime, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, italian police, law enforcement, Minecraft, money laundering, organized crime, Server, shadow Chinese money brokers, ShadowCraft, undercover operation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7497
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyUkraine2020

Conflict, controversy, CraftyUkraine2020, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Global Issues, Government, harris, international relations, media coverage, Meeting, partisan divide, Politics, spat, Tension, trump, Ukraine, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	322643
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

so like, this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got Zelenskyy meeting with Harris and spat with Trump, like what even is happening? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft. join us if you want to witness the most epic drama unfold right before your eyes. who needs reality TV when you have this server, amirite? come join the chaos and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.