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Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ores Mined:	3717	Infinity Stones Found:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	178	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Void Armor Forged:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	9717
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
New Chunks Explored:	566185	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Animals Bred:	82
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Buildings Constructed:	39	Invisible Walls Found:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Dragons Tamed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Crops Grown:	7726	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!