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SmartCraft SMP – Work Smarter, Not Harder

efficiency, Harder, not harder, productivity tips, SmartCraft, Smarter, smp, Time management, work, work effectiveness, work efficiency, work ethic, work habits, work improvement, work mindset, work optimization, work philosophy, work productivity, work smarter, work strategies, work success, work techniques

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	593
Emeralds Found:	5039	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Crops Grown:	4010	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! That’s right, you can build your dream castle in no time with our abundance of precious gems.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just dying to be your new best friends. They’ll even help you gather resources and protect your base from any pesky players trying to raid your loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So come join us and remember, on our server, we work smarter, not harder. Because why mine for diamonds when you can have them delivered to your doorstep by a friendly creeper?

SnobbyHubby Minecraft Server

AH (asshole), Angry, Argument, best friends, Communication, dirty sense of humor, fitting in, foul mouthed, holiday, hurt feelings, Marriage, Minecraft, secondary school, Server, snob, SnobbyHubby, socializing, socioeconomic background, uninviting, Upper Class, Vulgar, Working class

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1282	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Farms Harvested:	671	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the snobbish drama of real life? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride of working-class fun!

Our server is the perfect place for those who grew up in a humble background and want to connect with like-minded players. Say goodbye to the upper-class nonsense and hello to a community that understands your struggles.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including those with a dirty sense of humor that will keep you laughing for hours. And hey, if your friends can’t afford to join, we’ll even pay for them! That’s right, we’re all about inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome.

Join us on this crazy adventure where snobs are not allowed, and where you can truly be yourself without judgment. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the snobbery behind!

WeddingCraft2021

ex boyfriend, family conflict, family dynamics, family grudges, family relationships, forgiveness, sibling relationships, stepdad’s wishes, stepsister drama, wedding decision-making, wedding dilemma, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding invite, wedding planning, wedding pressure, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want some drama and excitement on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where you can experience all the juicy drama of a soap opera wedding without any of the real-life consequences!

Picture this: you’re getting married to your fiancé, who also happens to be your stepsister’s ex-boyfriend. Talk about a love triangle! But wait, there’s more – your stepsister is holding a grudge and causing all sorts of chaos. Will she come to the wedding? Will she cause a scene? Who knows, but it’s sure to be entertaining!

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other. Witness the drama, the tension, and the awkward family dynamics play out in real-time. Plus, you can build your own wedding venue and invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Don’t miss out on the wedding event of the year – join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a wild ride!

Hate2LoveCraft

acquired taste, activities, appreciation, books, change of heart, Childhood, DISLIKES, Evolution, favorites, Food, growing up, Hate2LoveCraft, hobbies, interests, Maturity, movies, Music, Nostalgia, perspective, Preferences, TASTES

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Votes:	3540	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Mines Excavated:	2472

Remember that vegetable your mom used to force you to eat as a kid? Well, imagine if that vegetable turned out to be a magical portal to a world of endless fun and adventure! That’s basically what joining our Minecraft server is like.

Once you step into our server, you’ll be greeted by friendly unicorns who will guide you through a land filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters are always lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your diamonds and turn them into healthy snacks.

But fear not, because on our server, you have the power to harness the magic of the enchanted pickaxe and build magnificent castles, roller coasters, and even your own personal disco party boat. And if you ever get tired of building, you can always hop on a flying pig and explore the vast oceans filled with treasure chests and secret underwater cities.

So come join us on our server, where every block you break is a step closer to unlocking the ultimate secret: the legendary golden carrot of eternal happiness. Trust us, you’ll never look at vegetables the same way again.

WarsawPatrol Minecraft Server

Chinese, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Foreign Minister, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, law enforcement, Minecraft, Orbán, Poland, policemen, Politics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, Warsaw, WarsawPatrol

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	201	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, totally wild, man. like, crazier than a llama on a pogo stick.

we got so much cool stuff happening, like, you can ride on dragons and battle giant chickens. and get this, there’s a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.

plus, we have the best parties in town, like, every night is a rave with creeper DJs and skeleton bartenders serving up potions.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the place, so you gotta be quick to find ’em.

so, like, come join us on this totally rad minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we would not allow chinese policemen to patrol the streets of warsaw. like, ever.

BlockWars: Türkiye vs Germany

aircraft, arms deal, blocked sale, blockwars, CEO, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, diplomatic tensions, eurofighter, european union, fighter jets, Geopolitics, germany, international relations, Military, negotiations, political maneuvering, sale, Türkiye

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because we got Eurofighters flying around everywhere, like, pew pew pew.

the CEO dude was all like, “yeah, Türkiye wants in on this action,” but then Germany was all like, “nah, bro, you can’t have any fun.”

but, like, on this server, you can fly those Eurofighters and blow stuff up, man. it’s, like, totally rad. so come join us and let’s cause some chaos together. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Time Traveling Monkey Madness

alien sightings, Alternate Realities, conspiracy theories, cryptid sightings, dominant species, evolutionary changes, extraterrestrial encounters, Future, long tail tags, madness, Mammals, MONKEY, monkeys, mysterious creatures, paranormal activity, past, Screwed Up, speculative fiction, Time, time travel theories, time travellers, Traveling, unexplained phenomena, vertebrates

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	New Chunks Explored:	370437
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your lil minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! you see a freakin’ alien or cryptid or whatever. but get this, what if those sightings are actually just time travelers who messed up big time in the past and now they’re comin’ back to a future where monkeys and mammals and vertebrates are like, ruling the world or somethin’. like, how crazy is that?!

if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky adventure, then you gotta join our server. we got all sorts of crazy stuff happenin’, from time-traveling monkeys to alien invasions. trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers server out there. so come on, join us and let’s see what kind of insane shenanigans we can get into together. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth behind those alien sightings. or maybe you’ll just end up building a really cool treehouse. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

QuantumLeakCraft

Astrophysics, Black Holes, collapse, energy leakage, General Relativity, gravitational collapse, new study, PHYSICS., quantum theory, quantum-mechanical effects, QuantumLeakCraft, scientific discovery, scientific research, Scientific theory, space exploration, theoretical analysis, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, theoretical study, ultra-intense light

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchantments Applied:	64	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT BLACK HOLES FORMIN’ FROM INTENSE LIGHT, YO! BUT WAIT, NEW STUDY SAYS DAT AIN’T TRUE BECAUSE QUANTUM MECHANICS BE LEAKIN’ ALL DA ENERGY! COME JOIN US AND SEE DA CRAZY SHIZ HAPPENIN’ IN DIS SERVER, IT’S OUTTA DIS WORLD! LITERALLY, WE GOT BLACK HOLES AND STUFF, IT’S WILD! #QUANTUMMINECRAFTFUN #ENERGYLEAKAGEPARTY

Zone Unknown SMP

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2

[WIP] Non pay to win server network starting with an SMP, all in game items will be available to acquire through play time as well as completing quests, jobs and trading.

81.16.176.237:25589

GOPCraft Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, gop, GOPCRAFT, Minecraft, party affiliation, party loyalty, party membership, party registration, party registration process, political beliefs, political party, Politics, red state politics, registered republican, Republican candidate, republican party, Republican voter, right leaning, right wing, Server, voter registration, Voting

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	175
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Farms Harvested:	383

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who registered as a republican! That’s right, you never know what kind of political drama you might stumble upon while exploring our virtual world. Join now for a chance to witness epic debates over building regulations and tax policies in between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft? Join us today for a truly unique gaming experience!