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CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Zombie Dances:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more elusive than Herobrine himself? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding diamonds in a dirt block! Join us for some epic fragging sessions and MvM tours that will make you question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top secret that even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. We’ve got mods that will make your character look like a cross between a creeper and a unicorn, and loadouts that will make your enemies run in fear.

Trade your way to victory with our trading system that’s more complex than Redstone contraptions. And don’t forget to check out our guide to playing Heavy, because let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be a walking tank in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just don’t tell anyone else, it’s our little secret.

BOING BOING Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3762	Astral Projections Made:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	525
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping loot and causing chaos wherever they go.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic llama as it spits at unsuspecting players. Or dive into our custom-built underwater city, complete with a secret treasure room guarded by a gang of rebellious dolphins.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden disco cave where villagers break it down to funky beats all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CordCutters Minecraft Server

absenteeism, adulting, aita, Boundaries, car loan, coddling, CordCutters, cut the cord, Enabling, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, parental support, psychological difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepson, telling husband, tough love, tough love approach, tough love parenting

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4955	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of dealing with entitled adult children who can’t seem to adult properly? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero coddling.

On our server, you won’t find any absentee players who rely on others to do all the work for them. No, here, everyone pulls their weight and takes responsibility for their actions. We don’t hand out jobs or rides on a silver platter – you have to earn them yourself!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is held accountable for their actions, then join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for expecting others to step up and take care of themselves. Let’s build a better Minecraft world together – one block at a time!

BabyDaddyBanished

BabyDaddyBanished, Childbirth, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, delivery room, doctor appointments, Emotional support, Expectations, family, husband, miscarriage, parenting, Pregnancy, Prioritizing, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	New Chunks Explored:	647780
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of being present for every appointment, even in the virtual world! Just like in real life, we want our players to show up and support each other, especially during those crucial moments.

Join us and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital in-game when your virtual child is sick and running a fever. Will your virtual husband step up and take them to the doctor, or will he be too busy farming in-game with his virtual parents? The drama unfolds in our server, where every decision counts!

And don’t worry about being alone during your virtual pregnancy journey – our community is here to support you every step of the way. Whether it’s virtual holidays, reunions, or doctor appointments, we’ve got your back (literally, because you’re pregnant in-game).

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself considering not letting your virtual husband in the virtual delivery room if he doesn’t make an effort to attend all the virtual appointments. It’s all part of the adventure on our Minecraft server – where virtual life imitates virtual art.

CraftyDisasters Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords? Or had a creeper blow up your prized diamond castle right before your eyes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to make your worst experiences seem like a walk in the park!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts in hidden dungeons guarded by evil witches, and even the chance to ride a flying pig into battle! Our community is filled with fearless warriors, mischievous pranksters, and even a few friendly zombies who just want to chat.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit of armor made entirely of emeralds? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

DineWithDeadLegends

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

If you could invite any historical figure to dinner, why not join our Minecraft server and invite them to a virtual feast instead? Imagine sitting down to a blocky banquet with Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and Genghis Khan all arguing over who gets the last pork chop! Our server is so historically accurate, you might even learn a thing or two about ancient civilizations while building your own empire. So come join us and dine with the legends – just watch out for creepers trying to crash the party!

Blocktopia: Ever-Changing Terrain

blocktopia, changing, Earth’s crust, Earth’s geography, Earth’s landforms, Earth’s landmass, Earth’s landscape, Earth’s lithosphere, Earth’s surface, Earth’s surface changes, Earth’s terrain, Earth’s topography, Environmental Science, Erosion, EverChanging, geography, geological activity, geology, landforms, natural processes, surface area, tectonic plates, Terrain

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly the whole Earth’s surface starts changin’! Like, one minute you’re walkin’ on grass and the next minute you’re swimmin’ in lava! It’s cray-cray, man!

Join our server for the ultimate thrill ride of never knowin’ what the heck is gonna happen next! Maybe one day you’ll be buildin’ a castle in the sky, and the next day you’ll be fightin’ off a horde of zombie chickens! It’s a wild ride, for sure!

And get this, we have the most epic events ever! Like, one time we had a giant pig race where the winner got a million diamonds! And another time, we had a buildin’ competition where the loser had to wear a chicken suit for a whole week! It was hilarious, dude!

So, like, come join us on the most unpredictable, insane, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and excitement, am I right?

VeggieCraft: Live Long & Prosper

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Emeralds Found:	3315	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where eating healthy food can literally save your life!!! like, seriously dude, this server is so lit that just by playing on it, you are extending your lifespan by like a million years or something. we got all the best plant foods for you to chow down on, plus a little bit of meat and dairy to keep things interesting.

imagine a world where you can build your dream house while also improving your health and saving the planet. sounds too good to be true, right? well, it’s not! on our server, you can do all that and more. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start living your best, healthiest life in minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it! #healthyliving #minecraftgoals #savetheplanet

AxChaos server Minecraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

The owner of the “AxeChaos” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

f2.apexnodes.xyz:15111

Shadowvale Citadel

CITADEL, Crate, Crates, Economy, Essentials, Jobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmo, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rewards, RPG, Server, Shadowvale, Survival, vibrant, world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to Shadowvale Citadel! Dive into an epic survival experience enriched with MMO and RPG elements. Choose jobs, earn rewards, and unlock crates in our vibrant world!

play.shadowvale-citadel.com