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SpiritGG: Where fishing contests are taken more seriously than your actual job

Actual, battle, bedrock, Casual, Community, Contests, Discord, Enchants, Factories, Fishing, Friends, Fun, Ip:, Job, Minecraft, mobs, Other, PORT, PvE, Server, skins, smp, SpiritGG, Towny, VOICE

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Star Shards Collected:	152
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Welcome to SpiritGG!

Features:
🌟 Towny SMP! Build massive towns with your friends!
🎮 Bedrock Compatible. Join Today Using IP: play.spiritgg.com Port:26907
👼 Create resources with Factories!
🌈 Fishing Contests, Compete against other players for great rewards!
⚔️ Battle leveled mobs and increase skill levels!
🧲 Custom enchants and stylish tool skins to stand out!
👑 Be part of a community where your voice matters!
💬 Make new friends!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!

SERVER IP: play.spiritgg.com

VERSION: 1.20.X

DISCORD: discord.gg/k85dfwwtHb

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the IP: play.spiritgg.com and port 26907
Is the server compatible with Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
What version of Minecraft do I need to play on this server?	You will need Minecraft version 1.20.X to join.
Are there any special features on this server?	Yes, there are various features such as Towny SMP, Fishing Contests, Custom Enchants, and more!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

annoying habits, bathroom etiquette, DISRESPECTFUL, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, inconsiderate, male behavior, male incompetence, male stupidity, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, men’s behavior, mens issues, Minecraft, Monsters, Pathetic, retarded, Server, stupid, toilet etiquette, toilet seat, uncivilized

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	183	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Tired of dealing with toilet seat drama in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds without falling into lava! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky toilet seat issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of toilet etiquette. Join us and experience a world where men are the ones who have to worry about putting the seat down!

Alright, I was trying to walk away from this and look the other SMP

#sexualassault, allegation, ALRIGHT, Awareness, Coincidence, Conspiracy, controversy, drugged, gawrgura, hololive, investigation, Justice, Party, raped, rumor, scandal, smp, socialmedia, speculation, Victim, Vtuber, walk

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	4658
Players Killed by Monsters:	3432	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Alright, listen up fellow gamers, because you won’t believe the wild adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft SMP! Rumor has it that our resident player, Gawr Gura, was not only drugged but also RAPED at a party in the game! Can you believe it? Who would do such a thing in Minecraft, of all places?

But wait, it gets even crazier – we’re talking about a party thrown by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, the infamous Minecraft legend decided to host a little shindig and things got out of hand. The drug of choice? Creeper dust, of course. And the way it was administered? Let’s just say it involved a lot of TNT and a sneaky potion mix.

And as for Hololive? Oh, they were definitely aware of the chaos that went down at the party. But hey, that’s just another day in the life of our Minecraft SMP. So come join us for some wild, unpredictable fun – just be sure to watch your back around those sneaky creepers!

SonSavage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bullying, Childhood, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deodorant, discipline, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family, Friends, Kids, Minecraft, parenting, peer pressure, personal hygiene, relationships, self esteem, self-care, Server, SonSavage, tough love, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6295
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Farms Harvested:	766
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Are you tired of smelling like a sweaty pig in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about stinking up the place again! Just like Dylan’s friends, our players will let you know if you need to freshen up. But don’t worry, we won’t make you cry like Dylan did, we’ll just laugh and point fingers until you finally use deodorant. Our server is the perfect place to learn important life lessons, like personal hygiene and not being a stinky gamer. Join now and smell the difference!

OatmealGateCraft

7-hour-old oatmeal, aita, breakfast tray, calling out, cancerous tumor, chocolate chips, coffee, dad’s wife, digestive tract, diner, elderly man, Feeding, fresh food, hospital breakfast, hospital dinner, liquid diet, nurse assistant, nurse station, oatmeal, OatmealGateCraft, pain management, protein shake, puerto rican food, rice and beans, spiteful, surgery

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between the Creepers and the Endermen!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Nurse and the Wife over who gets to feed your Dad old oatmeal. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun, then look no further. Join our server today and let the madness begin!

CybertruckCrew Minecraft SMP

#Automotive, #sustainability, CAR, cybertruck, CybertruckCrew, design, eco-friendly, electric trucks, electric vehicles, EVs, Feedback, Future, innovation, luxury vehicles, Minecraft, Opinions, Owners, reviews, smp, SUV, Technology, tesla, Tesla community

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of driving around in your boring old car or SUV? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to drive around in your very own Cybertruck! That’s right, forget about gas-guzzling vehicles, now you can cruise around in style in a virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground race track where you can test out your Cybertruck’s speed and agility. Rumor has it that the track was built by Elon Musk himself, who wanted a place to show off his latest creation.

So if you’re a Tesla owner looking for a new way to show off your ride, join our SMP today and experience the thrill of driving a Cybertruck like never before!

BlockyWorkFun

BlockyWorkFun, career fulfillment, job burnout, job challenges, job commitment, job engagement, job fulfillment, job goals, job growth, job happiness, job motivation, job passion, job performance, job relationships, job responsibilities, job rewards, job satisfaction, job stress, professional development, work-life balance, workplace culture

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Farms Harvested:	289
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the boring real world, slaving away at a job you hate? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your mundane 9-5 grind.

On our server, you can become a professional block builder, a master of pixel art, or even a fearless explorer of the vast and dangerous lands. But be warned, rumors have it that there is a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why waste your time in the real world when you can join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your adventure awaits!

CraftyMaduroVsMusk

billionaire, BIZARRE, challenge accepted, controversial, CraftyMaduroVsMusk, elon musk, fight challenge, global politics, Headline News, international news, Maduro, Musk, Nicolas Maduro, political showdown, power struggle, president, social media buzz, Venezuela, viral challenge, world leaders

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy fights? well then u gotta join our server! we got musk and maduro goin at it in a epic battle to see who’s the real boss! u can join their teams and help them fight it out! who will win? who will lose? who knows! but it’s gonna be lit af! so join now and be part of the madness! trust me, u don’t wanna miss this! #teamelon #teammaduro #minecraftmadness

ShellShock Nations

Active Staff, Community, Curseforge, Custom Recipes, developers, Diplomacy, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, geopolitical simulation, Infrastructure, lorewriting, modrinth, Nations, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, Trade, Trains, WARFARE

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Villages Defended:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

ShellShock Nations is a medium sized Geopolitical simulation server which has an emphasis on trading, warfare, trains and infrastructure

Establish your Nation today!

Server Details: Supports CurseForge and Modrinth 1.20.1 Survival Overworld only 1:500 Earth map 24/7 Perfect for roleplay and lorewriting Active Staff and Developers Custom Recipes via KubeJS

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HPMS

ancient caves, Economy, HPMS, Minecraft, PvE, Server, sky bases, smp, Survival, Survival Games, Tribes, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

SMP with a world that never resets. Players are gathered in tribes, leading from ancient caves to sky bases. For further information, please visit hpms.cc

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