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BreakInBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BREAK IN, BreakInBuddies, consequences, couch surfing, Eviction, friendship, homelessness, house guest, hypocritical, Minecraft, mutual friends, Safety, security system, Server, Shelter, Support, tough decision, toxic relationship, Trust, Wild Card

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5083
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Dan from this story? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most secure security system in place – unless Dan decides to disarm it and leave the front door unlocked for intruders. But hey, who needs safety when you can have a friend like Dan, right?

Our server is filled with drama and betrayal, just like in this story. You never know when your fellow players will turn on you and leave you homeless, just like poor Dan. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to guilt trip you for making tough decisions, just like the mutual friends in this tale.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable friendships. Who needs stability and safety when you can have chaos and drama? It’s a Minecraft server like no other!

BFF Ban: 30th Bday Bash!

30th, Ban, Bash, BDay, BFF, cheap accommodation, crying, disposable income, DRIVE, Facilities, Fairness, fortnite team, games, hot tub, House, Paying, refusing, savings, struggling for money, surprise birthday, taxi, Upset, weekend away, whatsapp group, wife’s friend

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like this guy trying to plan a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday, we promise to keep things cheap and cheerful.

Join us for a weekend getaway filled with hot tubs and games – just like the ones this group of friends had planned. But be warned, we don’t tolerate freeloaders! If you’re trying to sneak in for free like that one friend, you’ll be kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughter as we build, mine, and survive together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Fortnite team with the most drama-free players around. See you there!

CraftyLoveMatch

celebrity crush, celebrity marriage, CraftyLoveMatch, dream partner, dream relationship, dream spouse, dream wedding, famous partner, fantasy marriage, fantasy wedding, global love, ideal match, ideal partner, international marriage, love across borders, LOVE OF MY LIFE, Marriage, Perfect Match, romantic fantasy, soulmate, ultimate love story

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!

glarin absens minecraft server

absence.., absens, Allies, commemoration, d-day, diplomatic relations, Europe, Events, glarin, global politics, international community, international relations, military history, Minecraft, Normandy, Pariah Status, Political Isolation, putin, russia, Server, soviet union, War Remembrance, Western Allies, world war II

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	9003
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, amusingly, awkward, awkwardly, clumsily, clumsy, Comical, DerpyCraft, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishly, funny, goofy, humorously, inept, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Ridiculous, Server, silly, uncoordinated

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Star Shards Collected:	286	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Towns Built:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

CraftyCritterz – Pick your animal alter ego!

10. animal habitat, 11. animal survival, 12. animal intelligence, 13. animal perspective, 14. animal diversity, 15. animal welfare, 16. animal consciousness, 17. animal protection, 18. animal rights, 19. animal conservation, 2. animal spirit, 20. animal advocacy., 3. animal kingdom, 4. animal instincts, 5. wildlife experience, 6. animal behavior, 7. animal communication, 8. animal characteristics, 9. animal adaptation, Alter, animal, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Ego, Pick

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a whole month! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience the wildest animal adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving as a dolphin or become the king of the jungle as a lion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

birb flu in mexico minecraft server

avian influenza, birb, bird flu, Diagnosis, Epidemic, flu, global health, H5N2, human case, Infectious Disease, mexico, Minecraft, outbreak, Poultry, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Server, Symptoms, Transmission, Treatment, Virus, Who, zoonotic disease

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	266	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.

toyaCheatzCraftz

Apology, Automotive Industry, Cheating, compliance, corporate responsibility, damage control, Emissions, Ethics, Japanese carmaker, Manufacturing, News, production halt, public relations, Quality Control, regulations, repercussions.., scandal, three models, toyaCheatzCraftz, Toyota, vehicle testing

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5203
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

so, like, this server is so lit, even Toyota is apologizing for not being able to keep up with our level of awesomeness. they had to halt production of three models just to try and catch up to how epic we are. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe Toyota will start making Minecraft-themed cars just to try and impress us. come on, join the fun!