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MineCrafty Magic Server

controlling emotions, discipline, emotional intelligence, emotional trading, fear of missing out, financial decision-making, Financial Planning, Greed, investment strategy, Long-term goals, Magic, market trends, market volatility, minecrafty, moonshot mentality, profit, risk management, self-control, SELLING, Server, strategic selling, trading psychology, wealth management

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of being a responsible trader and actually taking profits when you’re in the green? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you greedy cunts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto your profits even when it looks like the market is going to the moon! Who needs financial security when you can have the rush of potentially losing it all in one fell swoop?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner greedy cunt – we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). See you on the flip side, you money-hungry maniacs!

MomCraft: No Support Edition

career, Childhood, Edition, family, high paying job, mental health, mental struggles, MomCraft, MONEY, Mother, neglect, neglected, old age, poor family, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, responsibilities, Siblings, single mother, Support, Vacations

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of feeling neglected and unappreciated like this poor 25F from the USA? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can finally feel like the “golden” kid you always wanted to be. No more feeling rejected by your family – here, you are the star of the show! And don’t worry about your mom taking your hard-earned money, because on our server, you can earn virtual riches without anyone stealing from you.

Plus, when it comes to taking care of your mom in old age, you can just build her a virtual mansion and call it a day. No need to deal with the real-life pressure of family expectations – just focus on having fun and building your dream world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so much fun?

CowNaming Minecraft Server

agriculture, animal, bovine, cattle, cow, CowNaming, cute names, dairy, farm animal, Farming, funny names, Homestead, Livestock, livestock naming, milk, Minecraft, Moo, name.., Naming, pet, Ranch, Server, unique names

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is naming your cow “Moo Moo”? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your cow something out of this world like “Sir Loin” or “Bessie McBeefington”! Join us for a wild ride of cow-naming shenanigans and see who can come up with the most ridiculous name for their bovine buddy. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow named “Daisy the Destroyer” wreak havoc on the virtual farm. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the cow-naming madness begin!

FlawedButFab

acceptance, attraction, beauty, body image, compliments, emotional connection, FlawedButFab, flaws, imperfections, Insecurity, love, partner, Personality, physical appearance, Positive reinforcement, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, self-confidence, Support, Unique

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of your partner constantly complaining about their flaws? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky! Join us and show off that wonky pixelated face your partner hates but you secretly adore. Who needs perfect symmetry when you can have a face only a creeper could love? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more attracted to imperfections, so get ready to mine in style!

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutins, Czech prime minister, czech republic, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Peace Mission, political tensions, putin, russia, Server, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Villages Defended:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well do we have the server for you! join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy missions and wacky characters!

our server is so epic, even Orbán’s ‘peace mission’ can’t compete! we’ve got explosions, flying pigs, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

the Czech prime minister is obsessed with our server, he can’t stop playing! he says it’s the only place where he can truly relax and have fun.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken or ride a llama into battle. the possibilities are endless on our server!

CraftyCreeperWarz

Accountability, assault, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, gaza, Hamas, human rights watch, international law, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, october 7, Palestinian territories, Terrorism, united nations, violations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Potions Brewed:	75	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8753	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.

so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.

Food4Fornication

aphrodisiac, arousal, balance, Connection, desire, diet, ENERGY, Food, Food4Fornication, health, Intimacy, lethargy, libido, nutrition, Performance, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Stamina, wellness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Farms Harvested:	169
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.

join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

VitD_CancerCrushers

Benefits, Cancer prevention, cancer treatment, comorbidities, depression, direct action, health, immune system, Lifestyle, mortality, nutrition, obesity, Prevention, reducing death, research, risk factors, Sunlight, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD_CancerCrushers, wellness

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

Grand World

120server, 120smp, 120survival, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Anarchysurvivalminecraft, Community, Conquest, Cunning, Customabilities, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customterrain, devilfruit, Devilfruits, Exploration, high seas, Lawless, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, multiplayer, Onepiece, open world, Openoceans, Pirate, Pirate Themed, Pirates, PvP, sea monsters, Ship Battles, smp, strategy, stronghold building, Survival, Vanillaclient

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	115	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Ahoy, mateys! Are ye ready for the ultimate pirate-themed Minecraft adventure? Grand World is the server for ye!

Our server is all about exploration, adventure, and survival in a lawless, open-world environment. With no rules, no restrictions, and no boundaries, it’s a true anarchy experience that will test your skills, strategy, and cunning.

Join a community of like-minded players and embark on a journey to conquer the high seas. Battle fierce sea monsters, pillage enemy ships, and build your own pirate stronghold on land or at sea. The possibilities are endless, and the choice is yours.

So what are ye waiting for? Set sail on 1.20.6 today and become the most notorious pirate on the seven seas!

discord: https://discord.gg/U7QUgQF7Ta

51.222.147.225:25615

GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

American gentlemen, Beggar, compassion, cultural clash, Defeat, discrimination, Females, Generosity, GentlemenCraft, Interaction, Kindness, Magyar Cygany, Minecraft, MONEY, perseverance, POVERTY, primitive mob, resilience, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggle

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!