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KaijuCraft Minecraft Server

bara manga, dark-skinned, Diversity, Gay, gay representation, Japanese culture, Kafka Hibino, kaiju, KaijuCraft, LGBTQ, LGBTQ artists, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ themes, LGBTQ visibility., manga industry, Mangaka, Minecraft, Muscled, queer characters, queer manga, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where the mangaka of Kaiju is rumored to be gay and Kafka Hibino is actually a dark-skinned, muscled character straight out of a +18 bara manga!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such scandalous gossip and outrageous characters roaming around? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just uncover a secret portal to a land filled with rainbow-colored sheep and talking creepers.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Blocky Phases Minecraft Server

artistic branding, blocky, brand association, branding controversy, branding idea, branding tactics, condoms, controversial advertising, controversial branding, hate marketing, marketing fail, marketing strategy, meme, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music artist, phase connect, Phases, Server, shock marketing, smart branding, unconventional branding, unconventional marketing, violinist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, beautiful girls, BROKEN, customer service, donation, Female Characters, financial support, FIX, game bugs, game development, Gaming, Girls, in-game purchases, Minecraft, MONEY, online shopping, Shop, smp, Support, support beautiful girls, Video game characters, video games, virtual world

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of beautiful girls in video games not being able to sell you their goods because their shop is broken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and help us fix their shop so you can give them all your money and support their virtual businesses. Who knows, maybe they’ll even give you a discount for being the hero who saved the day! So come on, join us and be a part of this epic quest to support beautiful girls in video games.

StepDadNoBathAccess

apartment, baby, Boundaries, cleanliness, deployment, Disrespect, family bathroom, financial means, germaphobic, Hospital, medical school, Military, Nursery, OB appointment, sensory issues, Sickness, stepdad, StepDadNoBathAccess, unwelcomed, young parents

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	93
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Farms Harvested:	838
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

CraftyAdvice, enduring wisdom, guidance, impactful words, important advice, influential mentor, lasting impact., life lessons, Long Time, memorable advice, mentor, Minecraft, profound guidance, remember, sage advice, significant impact, smp, timeless advice, unforgettable lessons, Valuable insights, valuable teachings, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	534694
Zombie Dances:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Votes:	9753	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

Apocalypse, bad day, car trouble, Chaos, creeper, Disaster, flat tire, forgot wallet, late for work, lost keys, missed alarm, missed deadline, missed flight, missed important meeting, Nightmare, overslept, power outage, sick child, spilled coffee, sunrise, traffic jam, Wake Up, worst morning

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	180
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

SeaBlock Minecraft Server

ASEAN, China, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international relations, maritime conflict, Minecraft, multilateral cooperation, Politics, regional tensions, russia, Seablock, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Statement, Superpowers, territorial disputes, united nations

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers

73k, CASUALTIES, conflict reporting, data, deaths, eastern europe, identities confirmed, international relations, investigation, Journalism, killed in Ukraine, mediazona, Military, military intervention, RIP, RuskyBlockz, russia, Russian soldiers, soldiers, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Verification, war casualties

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8024	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Star Shards Collected:	163	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got da INSIDE SCOOP on all da tea ☕️ we even know da identities of like 73,000 russian soldiers who got rekt in ukraine 💀 like, we got da deets man, u won’t find dis kinda drama anywhere else 🤯 join us for some epic battles and maybe u can uncover some top secret info too 😉 #spillthetea #minecraftsecrets #russiansoldiers

BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

Beef, burger choices, burger options, BurgerCraft, chicken, dining out, fast food, fast food chains, fast food options, fast food places, food preferences, limited menu, meat options, meat preferences, meat substitutes, menu restrictions, Plant-Based, plant-based options, Pork, pork alternatives, pork burgers, restaurant choices

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, computational modeling, data science, graph, hybrid model, innovation, integration, Knowledge graphs, LawCraft, machine learning, Natural laws, Network, neural network, neural networks, Optimization, PGNN, Physics-guided, PHYSICS., research, Results, scientific research, Technology

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7321
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Animals Bred:	107
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

Pyrakia

Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	264
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

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