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ProcrastinationCraft

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Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).

CharactActorCraft

Actor, Beloved, career, Casting, CharactActorCraft, Character, Entertainment, FAMOUS, film, iconic, memorable, on-screen, Performance, Personality, portrayal, Role, stereotype, talent, television, typecast, unforgettable

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Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated lands of our Minecraft server when suddenly you stumble upon a player who looks EXACTLY like a famous actor. But not just any actor, oh no. This player IS that actor, in all their glory. You can only see them as the iconic character they played, whether it’s a swashbuckling pirate, a wizard with a lightning scar, or a talking raccoon with a penchant for thievery. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the lines between reality and fiction are hilariously blurred. Who knows, you might even run into a player who looks suspiciously like a certain actor who always plays a lovable goofball. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wacky adventures begin!

CraftyKorean4DayWeek

2025, 4-day workweek, CraftyKorean4DayWeek, Economy, employee benefits, employment, flexible schedule, government policy, innovation, Korea, labor laws, labor market, productivity, social experiment, south korea, Time management, work culture, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workweek.

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. one time, a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it as a hat. we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. it’s lit, fam. come join the fun before the llamas take over and make everyone wear sombreros. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

CraftyWordArt

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so, like, you know when you try to draw words in minecraft and they look like a 5-year-old scribbled them? well, on this server, you can only write words in the most artistic way possible. no more ugly signs or chat messages, only beautiful, elegant words that will make you feel like a calligraphy master.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they wear funky space suits and trade in intergalactic goods. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and if you’re into parkour, we have a course that’s so insane, even the most skilled players will struggle. it’s like the olympics of minecraft parkour, with obstacles that will make you question your sanity.

so, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to experience something truly unique and wacky, come join us. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world?

SkinToneCraft Minecraft Server

beauty, complexion, cultural background, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, Melanin, Minecraft, personal appearance, pigmentation, prejudice, Race, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-acceptance, Server, skin colour, SkinToneCraft, social constructs, societal norms

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a skin color for every mood! Feeling blue? We got you covered. Feeling green with envy? We’ve got that too! Join us and let your true colors shine in the most colorful Minecraft server around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where even the creepers have killer dance moves?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive dance parties). Join us today and let the fun begin!

Nijisanji’s Last Stand Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have transformed from a wholesome vtuber agency to the most chaotic and hilarious server in the west! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil corporations and taking down virtual villains in epic Minecraft showdowns.

Our server is filled with crazy characters and insane storylines, like the time when our resident cat vtuber accidentally turned into a creeper and blew up half of our base. Or when our fearless leader tried to tame a dragon but ended up setting the entire forest on fire.

But don’t worry, we also have peaceful moments where we come together to build magnificent structures and create beautiful landscapes. So come join us on our wild adventures and see why Nijisanji is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans!

NoSleepMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you insomniacs out there who just can’t seem to catch a break.

Join us for non-stop action and adventure as we battle mobs, explore mysterious dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures. Who needs sleep when you can be having this much fun? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants to be friends.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to sleep forever! Who needs rest when you can be living your best Minecraft life 24/7?

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Enchantments Applied:	74
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Endless Night Skies:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	250
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Underrated kafirs Minecraft Servers

ProcrastinationCraft

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SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

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SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

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CharactActorCraft

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CraftyWordArt

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Nijisanji’s Last Stand Minecraft SMP

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NoSleepMC SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4236
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	70
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	172
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3