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PasswordPirateBay

account sharing, ad-free, bills, brother, CANCELLATION, Communication, Conflict, Dilemma, Fairness, family, monthly fee, Netflix, password sharing, PasswordPirateBay, payment, Principle, sibling, sister-in-law, streaming ban, Streaming Service, user added

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	425374
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of sharing your Netflix password with your brother and his entire extended family? Join our Minecraft server instead! We promise not to cancel your account out of nowhere like some people we know.

Our server is full of epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your streaming woes. Plus, we have a strict ‘no password sharing’ policy, so you can rest easy knowing your account is safe with us.

Forget about paying extra fees for streaming services, join our server and let the fun begin. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole world of blocky goodness waiting for you? Join now and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, of course.

NightOwlTalks Minecraft SMP

Deep dive discussions, Detailed dialogues, Elaborate conversations, Endless debates, Engaging topics, Enthusiastic conversations, Exhaustive debates, Extensive talks, Fascinating subjects, Favorite interests, In-depth conversations, intellectual debates, Intriguing subjects, Late night chats, Long-winded discussions, Minecraft, Never-ending conversations, NightOwlTalks, Passionate discussions, Prolonged discussions., smp, specific interests, Thought-provoking topics

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	417973	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to debate the age-old question of whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give hugs! Our server is filled with players who are passionate about discussing the deep lore of Minecraft mobs and the intricate relationships between Steve and his animal companions. Plus, rumor has it that our secret underground base is actually a portal to the Nether, where you can mine diamonds while dodging fireballs from angry pigmen. So if you’re ready to dive into the wacky world of Minecraft conspiracy theories and embark on epic adventures with fellow players, come join us!

MineMindShift

adaptation, BELIEF, CHANGE, conviction, critical thinking, Evolution, flexibility, growth, introspection, mindset, MineMindShift, open-minded, paradigm shift., personal development, perspective, reconsideration, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Towns Built:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the Minecraft universe. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start believing that creepers are just misunderstood cuddle bugs. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of mind-bending fun!

Secrets4Diamonds Minecraft Server

#classified information, China, classified documents, court case, Espionage, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage scandal, guilty plea, guilty verdict, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Minecraft, national security, pleads guilty, Secrets4Diamonds, security breach, selling secrets, Server, Treason, us soldier, US-China relations

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can trade secrets with china like this US soldier dude did lol. but don’t worry, we won’t get u in trouble with the feds, we just want u to have a good time playing minecraft. join our server for the thrill of espionage and building epic bases with your new chinese pals. who knows, maybe u’ll uncover some top secret recipes for panda express while u’re at it. come join us for a spy-tacular time!

KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!

Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, Deception, Defense, dont, eastern europe, Government, information warfare, intelligence, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Panic, Politics, Russian lawmaker, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2826	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!

NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners

Abuse, adverse experiences, behavioral problems, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, emotional well being, Forgotten, long-term effects, mental health, miners, neglect, NeglectCraft, neglectful caregivers, neglectful parenting, neurological development, new research, psychological impact, STUDIES, Trauma, underestimated

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.

And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.

So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

SimplexCraft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Zombie Dances:	10

Server Release We are delighted to announce the release of SimplexCraft. With a survival experience like no other, custom enchantments, star levels, free ranks, progressive skills and much more.

play.simplexcraft.com

Kayabas SMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Friends, Kayabas, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Emeralds Found:	3017
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Join our Vanilla SMP Minecraft server! Experience survival, build with friends, and enjoy a friendly community.

enx-cirion-41.enx.host:10697

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, broken hearted, Caught you in the arms of another, CheaterCraft, emotional turmoil, feeling betrayed, heart shattered, Heartache, heartache and healing, heartache and pain, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, lost love, love and loss, Love Lost, love lost and found, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, questioning love, Server, trust broken

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6855
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the best builder in all the land. Legend has it they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a pet dragon that breathed fire made of TNT. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking players riding pigs into battle while wearing full diamond armor and wielding enchanted golden carrots as weapons. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

4chanPokeverseRP Minecraft SMP Madness

2024.., 4chan, 4chanPokeverseRP, activity with Pokemon, advances, bus fare, FAQ, Gay, help a pal out, madness, metal snake, Minecraft, MONEY, open guide, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, RP thread, smp, starting guide, Straight..

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our absolutely chaotic Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got giant metal snakes coming at you left and right, so watch out or you might just get squished!

Join us for some wild adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where you can interact with Pokemon in ways you never thought possible. Need some cash for bus fare? No worries, just ask around and someone will help you out, because we’re all about supporting our fellow players in this crazy world.

Don’t worry about any questionable activities with Pokemon, just talk it out and everything will be fine. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got separate threads for straight and gay pokephilia, so you can get your fix without judgment.

So come on and join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments in this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.