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SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Runes Activated:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3429
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1852
Ores Mined:	5868	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mines Excavated:	2800

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

neintjesrealm.com

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	255	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4414
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Farms Harvested:	512
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchantments Applied:	189
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	909528	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Towns Built:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!