BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

Assertiveness, bae, Boundaries, BrokeCraft, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional manipulation, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal spending, healthy boundaries, mental health support, money management, mutual support, personal finances, relationship dynamics, self worth, self-care, setting priorities., SHROOMS

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

JokesterMC SMP

amusement, Chuckle, comedian, comedy, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, joke of the day, JokesterMC, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, Quip, smp, stand up, Witty

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

CreeperCrisis

aggravation, annoyance, bad day, CreeperCrisis, DiSRuPtiON, disturbance, exasperation, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, minor issue, mishap, Nuisance, ruin, setback, small thing, Trouble, unexpected problem, vexation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7538	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

Accountability, Attacks, chief, Condemnation, Conflict, international law, investigation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, resolution, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, UN, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon, violence, war crime, warzone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Potions Brewed:	64	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

KimPutinCraft

Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategies, global affairs, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimPutinCraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, political alliances, putin, russia, strategic partnerships, summit, summit meetings, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mines Excavated:	4546
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Alien Panic Attack Server

Alien, alien encounters, alien footage, alien invasion, Attack, conspiracy theories, extraterrestrial evidence, fear of the unknown, future events, global panic, internet hysteria, internet leaks, internet phenomena, mass hysteria, mass panic, mental health, Panic, panic attacks, psychological effects, psychological trauma, Server, social media frenzy, Trauma, viral videos

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Void Armor Forged:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

Sync SMP

bedrock, building, Buy, competitive fun, Cross-Play, Economy, Economy System, fortune, java, minecraft adventure, PvP, PvP arenas, Raiding, seamless cross-platform play, Sell, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Sync SMP, Trade, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

Key Features:

– PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

syncsmp.xyz:25637

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

401k, Adventures, Auctionhouse, commands, creativity, CREEPERS, Enchantments, Features, join messages, lagoon, Land claiming, Leaderboards, marketplace, ORGANIZED, Plan, Qol, Ranks, rules, sail, Skills, smp, Staff, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/xray-hacks-to-a-beat-fortune-30000-diamond-miner/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	Join our Discord server
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	Follow us on Tiktok

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

Apricot, Crafty, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, henya, Hime, Ironmouse, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

/co/ Focused Booru, 4 x 10″ Vinyl Set, archived threads., creeper, Crew blog, Cryptic Gems Edition, Drawboards, end of an era, Exploding, Future OST, Gemstone Generator, general, Latest Releases, Minecraft, movie ost, Original Television Score, OST composers, Podcast, Raven Molisee’s SU Works On Sale, Rebecca Sugar’s Streamily, Ronaldo’s blog, smp, Steven Universe General, SU Focused Booru, sug, Sug Aggie, Writebin

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	137
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

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