just talking softly Minecraft Servers

just talking softly Minecraft Servers

  • F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

    F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 5667
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

    So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft Minecraft Server

    KurskCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 9171
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 135 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Redstone Revolution

    Redstone Revolution
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 2814
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DebiasCraft: The Science Server

    DebiasCraft: The Science Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 9268
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Dimension Hops: 15
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Farms Harvested: 100 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?

    Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 1040
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of insanity!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. We’ve got exploding chickens, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a squad of dancing skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Remember, insanity is just a block away!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomCraft16: No Takebacks

    MomCraft16: No Takebacks
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 1514
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2153 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Ores Mined: 3258
    Farms Harvested: 901 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten child in your family? Do you want a place where you can finally feel appreciated and loved? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world where parents actually acknowledge your existence and don’t play favorites with your siblings. Our server is a safe haven for all the neglected children out there who just want a little bit of attention.

    Forget about expensive gifts and lavish outings with your sisters, on our server, YOU are the star! No more being left out of family photos or feeling like the odd one out. Here, you will be treated like the precious gem that you are.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a new family where you are truly valued and appreciated. Who needs a mother’s locket with only your sisters’ photos when you can have a whole community that adores you? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one neglected child at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBreakersAnonymous

    BlockBreakersAnonymous
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 2111
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 295
    Animals Bred: 172 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Magic Items Found: 8518 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being cheated on in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and never worry about being cheated on again! Our server is so secure, even your virtual partner won’t be able to cheat on you.

    Picture this: you’re building a beautiful house with your virtual partner, when suddenly you catch them flirting with another player. But fear not, on our server, you can simply kick them out of your house and build a giant wall around them so they can never escape. Cheating problem solved!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic virtual battles where you can take out all your anger and frustration on other players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

    So come join our server today and say goodbye to being cheated on in real life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PsychoParentProbsMC

    PsychoParentProbsMC
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 5884
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and craziness of life! we have so many wacky adventures waiting for you, it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your brain! imagine building a house with a llama as your architect, or fighting off zombies with a carrot as your weapon.

    our server is like a therapy session for your inner child, where you can let loose and have fun without any judgment. we even have a special area where you can battle it out with other players using only your best dance moves.

    so if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself and let your imagination run wild, come join us! who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama architecture or zombie carrot fighting. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Theivez SMP- season 2: Where we steal your diamonds and your heart (no refunds)

    Theivez SMP- season 2: Where we steal your diamonds and your heart (no refunds)
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 7381
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Crops Grown: 3725

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    Theivez SMP – Season 2: A New Era Begins! Lifesteal SMP | PvP | Survival | Thriving Thieves

    Welcome to Theivez SMP Season 2! Prepare yourself for an adrenaline-fueled adventure where only the strongest survive. Kill to steal hearts, outwit your enemies, and rise to power in this intense PvP survival world. This is your chance to join a thriving community of players, form alliances, and compete for ultimate dominance.

    What to Expect:

    Lifesteal Mechanics Steal hearts from other players when you defeat them in battle.
    Thrilling PvP Engage in intense combat and strategic battles.
    Dynamic Alliances Build or break alliances, but remember, trust is fragile.
    Epic Builds Create your fortress, hide your treasures, and defend your realm.
    Custom Events & Challenges Stay engaged with weekly events and special challenges.
    The best cheat-free experience If you are tired of cheaters, join a server with zero op abusers for the best experience possible.

    Start Date: 23rd or 24th

    For more information and to get whitelisted, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/ZqFjUDzX

    Are you ready to survive, steal, and conquer? Join Theivez SMP Season 2 and become the ultimate thief!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    • How can I join Theivez SMP Season 2?

      To join, please join the Discord server using the provided link for whitelist information.

    • What is Lifesteal Mechanics?

      Lifesteal Mechanics allow players to steal hearts from other players when defeating them in battle.

    • Are there any special events or challenges in the server?

      Yes, players can expect weekly events and special challenges to keep them engaged.

    • Is the server cheat-free?

      Yes, the server aims to provide a cheat-free environment with zero op abusers for the best experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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