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YawnCraft International Minecraft Server

abroad, Allies, American, bedtime, Foreign, Friends, Global, International, international relations, internationally, Minecraft, night, Overseas, peaceful rest, REST, Server, Sleeping, Slumber, speaking, time difference, time zones, united states, world, YawnCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Votes:	8239	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is asleep because of time zones? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be when our American friends are snoozing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in a time warp where it’s always daytime, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky mobs attacking you at night. Plus, who needs sleep when you can play Minecraft all day and night?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest resources you could ever dream of. But shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone!

3. Our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will ban any griefers or trolls faster than you can say “creeper”. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with them.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server from time to time, leaving behind mysterious clues and treasures for those brave enough to find them. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, our American friends may be sleeping, but the fun never stops on our server.

PooPvP Master on Minecraft SMP

bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bathroom struggles, bathroom time, child development, funny kids, funny toddlers, Master, Minecraft, parenting humor, poop jokes, PooPvP, potty humor, potty time, Potty training, potty training tips, smp, toddler behavior, toddler milestones, toddler potty training, toilet humor, toilet training

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Villages Defended:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Animals Bred:	58	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is always on the brink of doing a poo! Will he make it to the toilet in time or will it be a messy disaster? Join now to witness the epic bathroom battles unfold in real-time!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!

CraftyCashback

anger, Asshole, bills, child, comfortable living, Contribution, CraftyCashback, electrics, financial contribution, Flat, Help, learning, Mortgage, Painting, parents, Payday, plugs, Repayment, rinsing, wires, Working, world works

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Farms Harvested:	349	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Emeralds Found:	5269
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5648

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with demanding parents! Join us and escape the real world where your parents send you invoices for every little thing they’ve done for you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting billed for every nail and hammer your parents lent you. We promise not to charge you for living in our virtual world for 17 days, because that’s just ridiculous.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any financial burdens. Plus, we have a special “Escape Your Parents” quest where you can defeat virtual parents who constantly ask for repayment. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!

PetFailsCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5690	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the epic showdown between a pack of derpy wolves and a gang of mischievous ocelots! Watch as they battle it out for control of the server, with explosions, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman thrown into the mix!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey, a chicken riding a baby zombie, who leads players on wild adventures through dungeons filled with treasure and danger. And don’t forget about our resident prankster, the Creeper in a top hat, who loves to surprise unsuspecting players with explosive gifts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this anywhere else.

CraftyCommandJP Minecraft Server

Alliance, Asia, command structure, cooperation, CraftyCommandJP, Defense, defense capabilities, foreign policy, Geopolitical, historic move, international relations, Japan, long-term commitment, Military, military presence, Minecraft, Pacific region, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, U.S, Upgrade

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

so, like, u kno how u always wanted to be in a top secret military operation in japan? well, now u can in this epic minecraft server! join us for crazy battles, secret missions, and top notch military strategy! u can be like a super cool ninja warrior fighting off evil forces and saving the world! plus, u get to upgrade ur weapons and gear to be the ultimate soldier! come join us and be a part of this historic move in the making! u won’t regret it, trust me.

HeatWaveCraft

#sustainability, blackouts, climate change, crisis management., electricity, energy consumption, energy crisis, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Government, grid system, heat stress, heatwave, HeatwaveCraft, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Mismanagement, power outage, renewable energy, scorching heat

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Votes:	7770

come join our minecraft server, where we have so much energy you’ll never run out of power for your redstone contraptions! our server is so lit, it’s like the sun in iran during a heatwave. forget about all the mismanagement in the real world, on our server, everything runs smoothly and efficiently.

we have crazy events like a redstone building competition where the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a potato. our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending hug from a fluffy sheep.

so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. on our server, the only crisis you’ll have is trying to decide what to build next!

HypochondriaCraft

anxiety disorder, Chronic illness, Disorder, fear of illness, health anxiety, health anxiety disorder, health outcomes, Health research, health statistics, hypochondria, HypochondriaCraft, hypochondriasis, irony, LIFESPAN, medical condition, mental health, mental illness, mortality, mortality rate, Psychology, somatic symptom disorder

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Divine Spears Created:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Emeralds Found:	1999

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got hypochondriasis on lock! Like, u can literally pretend to be sick all da time and no one will judge u. Plus, we got doctors in da game who can cure u with a magic potion made of diamonds and emeralds. But be careful, cuz if u pretend to be sick for too long, u might actually die in real life! It’s like a crazy social experiment, but in Minecraft. So come join us and see if u can survive longer than five years!

Atoq: Where vanilla is just a suggestion, white list is optional, and 1.19.3 is a state of mind

1.19.3, Atoq, events polls community staff voice chat art music maker lore origins beliefs java custom discord server SMP content creators world application private, list, Mind, Optional, smp, State, suggestion, Vanilla, White

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Minecraft Server: Atoq

Features
⏰ • 1.5+ years old world
✨ • Regular events and polls
✅ • Whitelist + Application
👥 • Active community and staff
🌌 • In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 • Lore
🔍 • Java v1.19.3
🦇 • Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/yWFrxmaN6s

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join our server, you need to apply for whitelist. Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are allowed on the server?

A: We have in game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Other mods may require approval from the staff.

Q: How often are events held on the server?

A: We host regular events and polls to keep the community engaged. Check our Discord server for event schedules.

Q: Can I contribute to the lore of the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to contribute to the lore of the server. You can share your ideas with the staff and community members.

CraftyShiori Minecraft Server

ancient prophecy, Chapter 13, CraftyShiori, death, DELIVERANCE, destiny, fate, Fiction, Japanese folklore, long tail tag, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, Page 983, seeking, Server, storytelling, Supernatural, Supernatural powers, Suspense, The Shiori Novella, Thriller, travel

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	1491

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder immortality (or at least really good luck in PvP battles).

But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the dreaded Creeper King, who has a penchant for exploding everything in sight. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his explosive loot? Only time will tell.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you there, brave adventurers!

PolskaCraft SMP: Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, edycja totalnej anime, jeeeebać, minilauta, mirasków, polska, PolskaCraft, smp, wygranej

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime victory edition! Picture this: you’re mining away and suddenly a giant anime character appears out of nowhere and starts dancing to the tune of a funky beat. And that’s not all, our server is so wild that creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of confetti when you defeat them. Join us now and experience the jeeebać mirasków madness for yourself!