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Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	891851

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!

PixelPanties – Bootylicious Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchantments Applied:	114	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create epic visual novel storylines within the game. Join us for a wild ride as we roleplay as characters from your favorite English-translated Japanese visual novels.

Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!

Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Buildings Constructed:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

WienerCraft: Where anime characters use German names and build epic worlds!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Enchantments Applied:	93
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mines Excavated:	1706	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old English names for everything? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wacky that even the anime and manga characters use German names! That’s right, you’ll be mining with Hans and crafting with Helga in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman, Klaus, who wears lederhosen and loves to polka dance while teleporting around. And don’t even get us started on the Creeper, Dieter, who explodes in a shower of sauerkraut and bratwurst.

Join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many schnitzels). Prost!

CraftyBlockz: Because Minecraft is the real trial of building and survival!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the OJ trial of Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and unexpected betrayals. Will you be the one to find the real culprit behind the missing redstone? Or will you be framed for a crime you didn’t commit? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of a courtroom showdown while building your dream castle. So come on down and join us for the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Blocky Bully Bash: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Items Found:	5993
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a unique and twisted gaming experience? Look no further than our server, where you can immerse yourself in a world where sadistic women rule the land and bully you into submission.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of these ruthless ladies. Who knows, you might even develop a strange masochistic desire to be mistreated in the virtual world. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!