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Worse Minecraft SMP Everything Keep Getting Just

Adversity, Challenges, continuous, Decline, Despair, deteriorating, Downfall, Everything.., Frustration, hopelessness, just keep getting worse, list, long tail, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, ongoing, pessimism, RELENTLESS, smp, Struggle, tags, WORSE, worsening

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4158	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of diamond ore. Watch as alliances are formed and broken within minutes, all for the chance to claim the title of the server’s biggest troll.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Man, a mysterious player who roams the land dressed as a chicken, terrorizing unsuspecting players with his clucks of doom. Will you be brave enough to challenge him?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for everything to keep getting worse… in the most hilariously entertaining way possible.

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Animals Bred:	60	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Potions Brewed:	90
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6398	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.