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Putin’s Revenge Minecraft Server

assets, Diplomacy, economic warfare, Economy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, Minecraft, political rhetoric, Politics, punishment, putin, Putins, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, Russia’s economy, sanctions, Server, theft, Vladimir Putin, West

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Emeralds Found:	4390	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Votes:	2157	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6790	Chimeras Created:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we are like putin but in the virtual world, we will not let anyone steal our diamonds or our land! we will punish all those who try to take what is rightfully ours, just like putin punishing the west for their theft of russia’s assets. come join us and be part of the most badass server in all of minecraft, where we take no prisoners and protect what is ours at all costs. plus, we have epic pvp battles and insane builds that will blow your mind. join now or face the wrath of putin!

VaxWars: Pentagon Plot!

anti-vax, China vaccines, Conspiracy, covert operation, Deception, distrust, fear, global politics, Government, health, Manipulation, military tactics, Misinformation, pentagon, Plot, Propaganda, public health crisis, Public Safety, secret campaign, vaccination, vaccine hesitancy., VaxWars

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ores Mined:	3977
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got secret missions like da pentagon but without da seriousness. we run a top secret anti-vax campaign to scare peeps away from dem china vaccines. u gotta help us spread da word in minecraft world by building giant syringes and shouting “vaccines are evil” in da chat. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all da essential oils and crystals to protect us from da vaccine zombies. join now for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and pixelated chaos!

Deathbed Rewrite: PsychedelicCraft

altered state of mind, Consciousness, death bed, deathbed, ego death, existential crisis, hallucination, inner journey, introspection, life-changing experience., mind expansion, opportunity, personal growth, psychedelic, psychedelic experience, psychedelic therapy, PsychedelicCraft, Rewrite, rewrite life, Self Discovery, self reflection, spiritual awakening, transformation

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ores Mined:	6458	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to rewrite your life from your death bed? Well, now you can on our server, Psychedelic Ego Death!

Join us for a wild ride through the cosmos as you navigate through trippy dimensions and meet bizarre creatures. But watch out, because one wrong move and you might just end up in the lava pit of doom!

Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will test your skills to the max. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Psychedelic Ego Death today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? Let’s get weird!

TimpCraft: Defending Against Cancer

Body, Cancer, cancer immunotherapy, cells, Critical role, current therapies, damage prevention, Defending, Defense, discovery, Effectiveness, findings, immune system, immunotherapies, Improvement, protein, research, researchers, study, TIMP-1, TimpCraft, tissues

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	212
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

so, like, did you know that this server is like, the TIMP-1 of all Minecraft servers? it’s like, super important and stuff. our server is like, the immune system defending against boring servers. we’re like, the cancer immunotherapy of Minecraft worlds. join us and level up your gaming experience to epic proportions. come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft universe!

MelonMania Minecraft Server

melonmania, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where we worship the one and only Melonie Martinez! Why, you ask? Because she once tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a watermelon slice and a smile. Legend has it that her pickaxe is made of pure melonite, a rare and powerful mineral that can mine through bedrock like butter. Join our server and bask in the glory of Melonie Martinez, where melons reign supreme and the adventures never end!

Pixel Rice – Minecraft Server

Asian activities, Asian Board, Asian community, Asian culture, Asian discussion, Asian entertainment, Asian enthusiasts, Asian forum, Asian Hobby, Asian interests, Asian leisure, Asian lifestyle, Asian online platform, Asian pastime, Asian recreation, Asian social media, Asian Website, Cry about it, ENsharts, Minecraft, PIXEL, Rice, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Star Shards Collected:	295	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8703
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to cry about it, ENsharts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on an Asian Board made out of enchanted bamboo, giving you the ultimate gaming experience with a touch of mystical power.

2. Our website is so Asian that it’s actually run by a panda who moonlights as a coding genius. Don’t worry, he won’t bite… unless you forget to feed him bamboo.

3. Our players’ favorite hobby is building giant statues of crying pandas out of diamond blocks. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. If you ever feel sad or frustrated, just come to our server and ENshart all your worries away. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the crying pandas guide you to victory! Remember, if you’re not crying about it, you’re not doing it right.

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, disagreement, double date, Explanation, Friend, Girlfriend, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, Messaging, Minecraft, movies, opposite sex, perspective, relationships, Respect, Server, social media, Trust, tv shows, Understanding, video games

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Ores Mined:	3854	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Animals Bred:	173	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a diamond! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship.

Looking for a server where social dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like when this player’s girlfriend got jealous of him talking to her friend.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between friendship and jealousy, as this player stands their ground and refuses to stop talking to a friend. Will they be able to navigate the treacherous waters of relationship drama? Only time will tell on our server!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where respect, hypocrisy, and friendship collide in a blaze of glory? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

GrandparentGoneWild

absent grandparent, car accident aftermath, communication breakdown, daughter conflict, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, generational divide, grandkids, grandparent guilt, GrandparentGoneWild, grandparenting challenges, intergenerational communication, long distance relationships, moving across the country, Parenting styles, Resentment, RETIREMENT PLANS, visitation restrictions

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of being a boring grandparent? Do you want to escape the drama and live your best life in the blue mountains? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for outrageous adventures, like running through virtual sprinklers without ruining any grass! Explore the world with your grandkids without the risk of car accidents or sun glare.

Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Who needs real grandchildren when you can have virtual ones who never complain about you being a jerk? Join now and start living your best grandparent life!

Death’s Door Minecraft Server

brush with death, close call, death scare, death-defying, deaths, Door, facing mortality, heart racing, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life hanging by a thread, life or death situation, life-threatening, lucky escape, Minecraft, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, near miss, on the brink of death, Server, staring death in the face, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	1372	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of living a boring, safe life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will have you on the edge of your blocky seat at all times! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying every time you log in.

Our server is so intense that even the creepers are scared to approach you. You’ll be dodging arrows, lava, and falling anvils left and right. But hey, who said survival was easy?

Once, a player on our server was so close to death that they actually had a heart attack in real life. But don’t worry, they’re fine now! Just make sure to have your defibrillator handy when you log on.

So, if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and see just how close to death you can get, join our server today. Just make sure to sign our waiver first.

BoomerVille – Because the land of endless diamonds and no creepers sounds pretty good to me!

aging gracefully, BoomerVille, CREEPERS, diamonds, Dream destination, Endless, Good, Land, PRETTY, Retirement, retirement abroad, retirement choices, retirement destination, retirement dreams, retirement goals, retirement lifestyle, retirement living, retirement options, retirement paradise, retirement planning, SOUNDS

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	550	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a magical country where you can spend your old age in style! Picture this: you’re chilling in your virtual retirement home, surrounded by pixelated palm trees and sipping on a virtual margarita. The best part? No pesky grandkids asking you to fix their computer problems because you’re too busy building your dream pixel palace. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your golden years in the most epic way possible!