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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4351 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 138 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4802 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!
we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!
not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!
so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!
