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Incel Haven 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, acceptance, belonging, charisma, facebook, Friends, Haven, incel, instagram, Loneliness, mental health, networking, Online Community, racism, rejection, self esteem, self improvement, social media, social-networking, Support, tiktok

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Bro, forget about all those normie social media platforms. Join our Minecraft server instead!

We don’t care if you’re not hot enough for Instagram or TikTok, we just want you to build epic structures and survive the creepers.

And who needs to be racist for X when you can join a community of blocky pixel pals who just want to have a good time?

YouTube? More like PooTube, are we right? Come join us and show off your redstone skills instead.

And Facebook? That’s for old people, bro. Get with the times and join our server where age is just a number and creativity is king.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine and craft our way to friendship and fun!

NoobRescue Minecraft Server

arrest, Blackmail, collect funds, consequences, demanding, escorts, Extortion, Felony.., funds, future career, Minecraft, misdemeanor, missed appointments, NoobRescue, police lieutenant, Recourse, Scamming.., Server, solicitation, spoiled son, stern talking to, young man

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	53	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2281

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of being a police lieutenant dealing with entitled parents and their spoiled son.

Imagine a world where you can arrest players for solicitation and make the local news headlines. Help us scare off the extortionists and protect the innocent escorts who just want to get paid for their missed appointments.

We promise outrageous storylines, intense negotiations with parents, and the chance to play the hero or the villain. So come on, join our server and let’s create some chaos together! Who needs regular Minecraft when you can have all this drama and excitement?

GFProtecNoAttac

annoyance, Arcade, Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, games, GFProtecNoAttac, Girlfriend, loyalty, personal responsibility, perspective, Protection, Respect, right and wrong, rules, scolding, self defense, Staff, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hitting the glass of the coin dropper game is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can unleash your inner rebel and show off your coin dropping skills without fear of being scolded by staff.

We promise a drama-free environment where you can let loose and have a blast with your friends. No need to worry about getting in trouble for breaking the rules – here, rule-breaking is celebrated!

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of dropping coins like never before. Who knows, you might even win some epic prizes along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the coin dropping madness begin!

FiredFromMinecraftSMP

dismissal, employment termination, FIRED, FiredFromMinecraftSMP, getting fired, job dismissal, job loss, Job Termination, job termination consequences, job termination interview, job termination laws, job termination letter, job termination meeting, job termination notice, job termination procedures, job termination process, job termination reasons, losing job, reasons for getting fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6393
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mines Excavated:	3891
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo bro, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, you gotta join because we have this epic storyline where we’re all fighting against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And like, the llamas have this secret weapon called the “Llama-nator 3000” that shoots TNT at anyone who dares to challenge them.

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon too – it’s called the “Rainbow Unicorn Sword of Justice” and it shoots out rainbow lasers that turn the llamas into cupcakes. Yeah, you heard me right, cupcakes. And then we all have a big party and eat the llama cupcakes while dancing to disco music.

Oh and did I mention that we have a pet dragon named Fluffy who can fly us around the server and breathe fire on anyone who tries to grief our builds? Yeah, Fluffy is the real MVP.

So yeah, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP because we’re the coolest, craziest, most epic group of players you’ll ever meet. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Don’t miss out, bro.

CraftyPJsServer

casual outfits, comfortable clothing, comfortable work attire, CraftyPJsServer, home office attire, home office fashion, loungewear, productivity, remote work, remote work wardrobe, telecommuting, video conferencing, virtual meetings, work from home, work from home comfort, work from home essentials, work from home fashion, work from home outfit ideas, work from home style, work from home tips, work-life balance

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring pajamas while working from home? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can dress your character in the most outrageous and hilarious outfits imaginable! Want to work from home in a banana suit? Done. How about a chicken costume? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Dress-Up Dungeon,” where players can battle monsters while wearing the most ridiculous outfits. Imagine taking down a dragon while dressed as a giant hot dog – now that’s a sight to see!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make working from home a whole lot more fun and entertaining, join us today and let your fashion fantasies run wild!

Putin’sCraft2021

biden, Biden administration, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, Government, international relations, joe biden, Politics, Presidential Transition, PutinsCraft2021, Russia sanctions, sanctions, sanctions policy, Trump era, Trump presidency, united states, US-Russia relations, White House, world news

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	2131
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN BIDEN AND TRUMP FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE. OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE CHAOTIC THAN A HERD OF SHEEP ON A SUGAR HIGH. COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE MORE SANCTIONS THAN BIDEN THROWING SHADE AT RUSSIA. PLUS, WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MAZE MADE OF TNT. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR MAYBE JUST MORE ENTERTAINING.

FreshCraft: No More Blues

Blues, correlation, depressive symptoms, diet quality, diet type, food choices, fresh foods, FreshCraft, health, Lifestyle, long term, mental health, Mental well-being, nutrition, omnivore, Plant-Based, processed foods, research, study, wellness, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1429	Crops Grown:	7943
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	226	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

so, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta know that we did a study on like 10,000 women for nine years and found out that eating fresh food makes you less sad. like, who knew, right? so, come join our server and eat all the fresh food you want to be happy and stuff. we don’t care if you’re a plant-eater or a meat-eater, as long as you’re eating the good stuff, you’ll be chillin’ with us. come on, don’t be sad, eat some fresh food and game with us!

What are Minecraft servers like Umbra Network ?

building, Community, concoctions, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Server, Skills, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Mineplex: Mineplex is a popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of game modes, including Survival, Creative, and PvP. Players can enjoy unique mini-games and challenges while experiencing a welcoming community atmosphere.
Hypixel: Hypixel is another well-known Minecraft server that offers a wide variety of game modes, such as Skyblock, Bed Wars, and Mini-Games. With regular updates and events, Hypixel provides an engaging and dynamic gameplay experience for players of all levels.
The Hive: The Hive is a Minecraft server that focuses on fun and competitive gameplay. With game modes like Survival Games, Hide and Seek, and Arcade games, players can enjoy a diverse range of activities while socializing with other members of the community.
Mineville: Mineville is a family-friendly Minecraft server that offers a relaxed and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages. With regular events and a supportive community, Mineville provides a welcoming environment for players to explore and create together.
Cosmic PvP: Cosmic PvP is a Minecraft server that specializes in intense PvP battles and faction wars. With custom plugins and unique gameplay mechanics, Cosmic PvP offers a challenging and competitive environment for players looking to test their skills against others.

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PorfiMC Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Donations, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PorfiMC, privates, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Void Armor Forged:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

The best survival, with donations and privates!!!

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Mystic Spacecraft 1.20

80s, animation, Anime, classic, convention, cult classic, Daicon IV, fan animation, fan culture, fanmade, japanese animation, long tail tag, mystic, Nostalgia, Otaku, rare, Retro, scanned version, Sci Fi, sought after, spacecraft, vhs

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Animals Bred:	138
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Potions Brewed:	98	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all those boring Minecraft servers out there, come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness!

We got scanned versions of everything, even the chickens have barcodes! And don’t even get me started on the epic YouTube videos we have playing in the background, it’s like a party in your computer screen!

Join us and witness the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown!