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SoullessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Tired of boring, soulless video games that leave you feeling empty inside? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing skeletons, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

“DustyJudy the SMP Queen” – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unravel the mystery of Judy, the most elusive and mysterious player to ever grace our server. Rumor has it she was a master prankster who could turn your house into a giant potato with just a flick of her wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic and ridiculous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why should you join? Well, besides the fact that we have the best community of players who are always up for a laugh, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that grants wishes (or just steals your diamonds, but hey, it’s all part of the fun).

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind Judy and create the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft world ever seen!

SibSquadSillies

baby naming groups, bad name examples, confrontational situation, defensive behavior, disrespectful comments, facebook group, family conflict, family drama, family gatherings, long history, name shaming, Obsessive, parenting site, personal boundaries, pregnancy announcement, rude behavior, sibling names, sibling relationships, SibSquadSillies, stillborn baby, weird behavior

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8919	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your sister-in-law’s baby naming obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where your name is constantly under attack, just like poor Meadow and her siblings. But fear not, on this server, you can create a new identity and leave behind the drama of bad baby names.

SIL may have her opinions, but on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without judgment. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave the baby name drama behind.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where the only thing you’ll be naming is your next epic build. Who needs baby names when you have blocky masterpieces to create? See you in the game!

CelebSurvivalCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Animals Bred:	133	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you ready to survive epic adventures and brush with death like a true celebrity? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can test your luck and skills in the most outrageous ways possible!

We have had famous Minecraft players like Steve and Herobrine survive near-death experiences while battling giant creepers and dodging lava pits. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become a legendary survivor like them!

From epic PvP battles to insane parkour challenges, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat and laughing until you cry. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next celebrity to survive the craziest Minecraft server around!

LobsterCraft: French Budget Blunder

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Crops Grown:	1338	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we be livin’ like kings and queens! i’m talkin’ lobster dinners worth €500K, like what even is that?! the French presidency be shakin’ in their boots cuz we be ballin’ so hard. come join us and live like royalty, buildin’ castles and eatin’ lobster every night. ain’t no budget holdin’ us back, we be livin’ the high life in this server. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us and be part of the madness!

PsychoLeanCraft

bipolar disorder, body alignment, cardiopulmonary function, cardiovascular health, Chronic illness, exercise intolerance, forward leaning, head posture, mental health, mental illness, musculoskeletal issues, physical activity, physical health, posture abnormalities, psychiatric conditions, PsychoLeanCraft, psychotic disorders, reduced cardiorespiratory fitness, respiratory function, schizophrenia

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mines Excavated:	3370	Chimeras Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD!

SO, GET THIS, ON OUR SERVER, YOUR HEAD POSTURE WILL BE MORE FORWARD LEANING! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IT’S LIKE YOU’RE ALWAYS READY TO POUNCE ON THOSE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES!

AND GET THIS, JOINING OUR SERVER IS ASSOCIATED WITH REDUCED CARDIORESPIRATORY FITNESS! I MEAN, WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT, RIGHT? YOU’LL BE SLAYING MOBS LEFT AND RIGHT WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Eternal Chaos

Anarchy, Community, Discord, eternal chaos, Experience, Fun, Helpful, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	790	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	127	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

A fun anarchy server for everyone to enjoy.The community is helpful and to get a better experience please join the discord.Please join the server and enjoy for yourself.

eternalchaosmc.com

AQUA PE Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, AQUA PE, building, Community, Crafting, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, No Private, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Vanilla Survival Server! Economy present

aqua-pe.ru:19133

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing left for you to do is jerk off to your girlfriend’s friends’ Instagram pics! Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who share a love for cuckolding, feet, femdom, bicurious adventures, and even a sprinkle of incest (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!). Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and explore the depths of our twisted fantasies together. Who needs a 19-year-old girlfriend when you have a whole server of kinky companions to play with? Come on in and let the debauchery begin!

HanaKeiji’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure, friendship, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.

And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!