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Block Punch Mania

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Farms Harvested:	866
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

amazonian, American soldier, American women, Crafting, DATING, experiences, fat, fit, gf, International, international dating, international women., love, Military, military service, Minecraft, relationships, Server, soldiers, SWEET, Thread, Ultimate, Unconventional, unconventional relationships, unfuckable, waifus

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Potions Brewed:	159	New Chunks Explored:	855786
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Animals Bred:	199	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Runes Activated:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Dimension Hops:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	3653
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”

Snowy Survival: Where Europeans Adapt to the Vanishing White Blocks

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – the disappearance of the white race and its ethnic replacement! Join us for a wild ride as Europeans try to navigate this wacky new world. Who needs diversity when you have this level of chaos?! So come on down and see if you can survive the madness on our server!