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Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Animals Bred:	142	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
New Chunks Explored:	12043	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	459
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

CraftyWelcomeCulture

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchantments Applied:	293
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Crops Grown:	4374	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Holy Coconut

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

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Raftel

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

raftel.craft.gg:10025

MineReam Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Villages Defended:	6

MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

135.181.237.60:25814

NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crops Grown:	8131	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

BlockyLoveReject

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Emeralds Found:	8064	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!