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NoFameForThem

Backlash, Celebrity, controversial, criticism, Fame, famous person, media attention, NoFameForThem, not worthy, overexposed, overhyped, Overrated, public figure, scrutiny, spotlight, Underappreciated, underwhelming, undeserved recognition, undeserving, unearned

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	114
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out which famous person doesn’t deserve all the fame! We have a special mini-game where you can battle it out with other players to decide once and for all who is the most overrated celebrity. Will it be Justin Bieber or Kim Kardashian? Only the blocks will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless feathered fighters who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and take on the evil Sheep Mafia in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about fame and fortune. Plus, we have free cake. Lots and lots of cake.

FruitNinjaCraft

CASUALTIES, deadly fruit, Food Safety, foreign occupation, FruitNinjaCraft, investigation, kills, Military, military base, mysterious deaths, occupied Mariupol, Poisoned fruit, Poisoning, Russian soldiers, soldiers, toxic food, toxic substances, Tragedy, tragic incident, ukraine conflict, WARFARE

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	205
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Alien Abductions:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9332	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

hey u, yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, do i have a server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can battle russian soldiers in mariupol with poisoned fruit! yes, u heard me right, poisoned fruit! watch as those soldiers drop like flies while u laugh maniacally. but that’s not all, oh no. we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make ur heart race. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

SonOfABlock

animal, Bark, canine, dog behavior, dog breed, dog care, Dog lover, dog owner, dog parent, dog training, doggy, doggy daycare, doggy style, four-legged friend, loyal companion., male dog, man’s best friend, pet, puppy, son of a bitch, SonOfABlock

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

DxD Highschool Minecraft Server

Akeno Himejima, Angels, Anime, Asia Argento, Demons, DxD, ecchi, fanservice, FANTASY, harem, high school, Highschool, highschool dxd, Irina Shidou, Issei Hyoudou, japanese animation, Koneko Toujou, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, Rias Gremory, Server, sexy girls, Supernatural, Xenovia Quarta

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5720
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is home to the two hottest DxD girls in all of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to meet these pixelated babes and embark on wild quests and adventures with them by your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of our server’s secret dungeon, where legendary treasures and powerful artifacts await. But beware, for the dungeon is guarded by a fierce dragon who only speaks in Shakespearean insults.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor.

WebDev2024’s Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Average, career, coding, Development, Digital, discussion, Future, Industry, innovation, Job, Minecraft, predictions, programming, Server, Skills, software, Technology, Thoughts, trends, web developer, WebDev2024s

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2129	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a web developer stumbled upon our server and was so blown away by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that they literally transformed into a Minecraft character in real life! That’s right, they now walk around with a pickaxe and a diamond helmet, coding websites like a boss in the virtual world. If you want to experience the same level of mind-blowing awesomeness, then join our server today and who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft legend too!

WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, family dynamics, PCOS, photo editing, self esteem, sibling relationships, Venmo request, Wedding, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding party dynamics, wedding photography, WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild, weight struggles

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Star Shards Collected:	205
Chimeras Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

Ancient, antiquated, barbed comments, biting insults, BoomerBlockerCraft, cutting remarks, derogatory language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful language, double, insult, offensive, Old fashioned, old school, phrases, Retro, snide remarks, Throwback, Traditional, vintage, vintage slang

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8092	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

allegations, assassination plot, assassins, Conspiracy Theory, crime, Diplomacy, Evidence, Farion assassination, FarionCraft, foreign interference, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Politics, Russian, Russian involvement, SECURITY, speculation, suspects, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!