Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

admins, Adventure, baseball, Bluemap, Chat, Crafting Datapacks, Discordsrv, Friends, Griefing, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Season, Season Four, season three, Server, Shells, smp, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, vanilla style, VOICE, Wild

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

Troll Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Emeralds Found:	8806
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all trolls and pranksters!

Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?

So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.

Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

Ancient, Minecraft, smp, Time, travelers

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DogWatch Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, aunt, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, DEBT, Decision making, dog sitting, DogWatch, family drama, family dynamics, financial compensation, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, payment, pet care, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, unexpected situation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as Matilda’s situation!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!

MrsBlockheadCraft

Boundaries, calling MIL by first name, Communication, cultural norms, disagreement, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, long-term relationships, Marriage, misunderstanding, MrsBlockheadCraft, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, SIL power play, traditional values, WIBTA

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	7949	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	1918	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Dimension Hops:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Farms Harvested:	367
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	144	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
New Chunks Explored:	571400	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

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