Jul MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ElderlyCraft: Japan’s Demographic Dilemma

Retirement, Japans, employment, record high, social security

come join our epic minecraft server where we have an abundance of old people who can’t find jobs cuz they’re too busy playing minecraft all day! our server is like a retirement home but with creepers and zombies instead of bingo and shuffleboard. come build with us and help our elderly population fight off the hordes of mobs while they try to remember where they left their dentures. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and confusion, just like trying to navigate a japanese subway system during rush hour. join now and be part of the chaos!

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Super Troopers Town

same town, Broken Lizard, Kevin Heffernan, film, Restaurant

so, like, imagine if super troopers and waiting were, like, in the same town in minecraft. you could, like, be a cop and pull over players for speeding on their minecarts, or be a waiter and serve up some virtual food to hungry gamers. it’s, like, a crazy mashup of two iconic movies in one epic minecraft server.

join our server for the ultimate roleplaying experience where you can be a goofy cop or a snarky waiter, all in the same town. plus, we have, like, exclusive mini-games where you can compete in wacky challenges inspired by the movies. trust us, it’s, like, the most hilarious and unpredictable server you’ll ever play on.

so, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness in this one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with super troopers and waiting colliding in the same universe. it’s, like, pure chaos and pure fun all rolled into one.

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Beak Quest: Penguin & Albatross Fun

bird anatomy, Fun, sensory organs, Penguin, albatrosses

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got albatrosses and penguins with HIGHLY-SENSITIVE BEAKS, like whaaaat?! They be sniffin out food like nobody’s business, it’s like they got GPS in their beaks or sumthin! 🐧🦢

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a penguin rolls up with its super-sensitive beak and leads you to a hidden treasure chest full of goodies. It’s like having a little beak buddy guiding you through the world of Minecraft, how cool is that?!

And don’t even get me started on the albatrosses, these majestic birds will swoop down from the sky and drop enchanted items right into your inventory. It’s like having your own personal delivery service, but with wings!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the animals are the real MVPs and the adventures are endless. Who needs regular old villagers when you can have highly-sensitive beaks leading the way?! 🤣🐦🐧

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RLFactions: Where factions fight over who can build the best looking llama farm first!

factions server, RLFactions, Strategizing, Fight, Factions

RLFactions Minecraft Server
Overview:	RLFactions is a heavily modded factions server that combines the survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. Players can enjoy a competitive environment where building, strategizing, and collaborating are key to thriving and surviving.

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Q: What makes RLFactions unique?	A: RLFactions offers a blend of tough survival challenges from RLCraft and exciting faction warfare gameplay.
Q: How can I join RLFactions?	A: You can join the server by following the Discord link provided: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG
Q: Can I play solo on RLFactions?	A: While it’s possible to play solo, collaborating with other players is crucial for thriving in the competitive environment.
Q: Are there any specific rules on RLFactions?	A: There are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community experience. Be sure to read and follow them to avoid penalties.

VINDICATING THE BLACKPILL: Minecraft Server

playing guitar, talentpill, Server, baptistnigger, attractive talent

Hey gamers, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig with laser eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power? – Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They take their job very seriously. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine deep within the server that is guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it? – We host weekly build battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep. Just imagine the envy of all your friends! – And last but not least, we have a legendary player known as the Blackpill Wizard who will bestow upon you the ultimate wisdom of the Minecraft universe. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of enlightenment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Pepe Minecraft SMP Exchange

smp, exchange, Minecraft, Pepe

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is “Take a pepe, leave a pepe!” Why pepe, you ask? Well, legend has it that the rarest pepe in all of Minecraft can be found on our server. It’s said to grant you three wishes, but only if you can catch it first!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Pepe Gang, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and spreading memes wherever they go. If you can prove your meme prowess, you might just earn a spot in their ranks.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Pepe Mines, a treacherous underground labyrinth filled with rare ores and dangerous mobs. Rumor has it that the fabled Pepe Diamond can be found deep within its depths, but only the bravest and most meme-savvy players dare to seek it out.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where pepe reigns supreme and anything is possible! Just remember – take a pepe, leave a pepe, and prepare for the meme-iest journey of your life!

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ShoeShenanigans Minecraft Server

personal hygiene, no shoes policy, house rules, respecting wishes, Communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no shoes policy just like that one friend who can’t seem to clean his floors! But don’t worry, our virtual floors are always sparkling clean, so you can roam around barefoot without fear of dirty socks.

Join us for the ultimate barefoot adventure, where you can build, mine, and explore without the hassle of shoes. And if you ever feel like putting on some virtual shoes, just remember that our friend from the story will be there to judge you for not respecting his wishes.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing dirtier than your socks will be the outrageous stories we make up to keep you entertained!

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DoggyDutyGoneWrong

hormones, dog, sister, Apology, Labor

Are you tired of dealing with drama and hostility in your everyday life? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family feuds and misunderstandings. No more getting yelled at for leaving a safety harness on a puppy for a few extra minutes – here, the only thing you’ll be yelled at for is not building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano!

Join us and leave behind the stress and hormones of the real world. Build epic structures, go on quests with your friends, and never worry about being called lazy or unreliable again (unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, of course).

So come on over to our server and leave the negativity behind. Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual adventures and fun? Plus, our in-game babies are way cuter than real babies – just saying!

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BlockyBlasts: BestGamesTop10

popular video games, top rated video games, best video games of all time, must play video games, top video games

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you cry? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious quests, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at video games the same way again!

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BoomCraft: Mossad vs Hezbollah

Months in Advance, Espionage, Mossad, secret missions, strategic planning

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story. So, like, one time, Mossad planted explosives in Hezbollah’s Taiwan-made devices, right? And, like, it was months in advance, man! Can you believe it? So, if you wanna be part of some crazy, explosive action, then come join us on this server! We got all the thrills and spills you could ever want, plus some wacky adventures that’ll blow your mind! So what are you waiting for, dude? Come join the fun and let’s blow stuff up together!

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RLFactions Minecraft Server

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