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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5851 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is as cheap and questionable as the chink shit you find online! Join us for our back to school sale edition, where we discuss all the sketchy products you can get your hands on.
Looking for a new guide? Check out our Work In Progress guide that will have you navigating the world of cheap chink shit like a pro. Need some advice on what headphones or earbuds to buy? Head over to /g/iemg for some hilarious recommendations.
But that’s not all – we’ve got insane mergeboss links where you can click three times and post your own questionable purchase. Want a cheap smartphone? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, head over to /vr/hhg for some wild suggestions.
Join us on this wild ride of cheap products and outrageous stories. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Just remember, everything is from China – but that just adds to the excitement, right?
