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Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

adored, Battles, Benefits, bettering oneself, brawls, building, Cage, Crafty, discipline, Disciplined, Epic, fighters, hate women, Improvement, influence, Jew menace, Masculinity, meets, Men, Minecraft, MMA, nofap, Practicing, self improvement, self-discipline, trump, Vote, Young Guys

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crops Grown:	2905	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

acknowledge, avatarfags, Board, camwhoring looks, CC sluts, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, disclose, discussion, e-swagger, favourite poster, ICKY, love, r9k, real ones, recognisable poster, Resident, Thread, Tripfaggots, write style

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2428	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

acceptance, anxiety, Chaos, coping strategies, existential crisis, fear, Future, Impermanence, IMPOSSIBLE, letting go, living in the present, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, overthinking, PARANOIA, Perfection, perfectionism, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Ancestry, blue eyes, blueeyed, british occupation, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural exchange, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnicity, eye color, genetics, green eyes, heritage, imperialism, Indian, Indians, madness, Minecrafter, mixed race, physical traits, Population, Rarity, South Asia

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

action, Adventure, badass, Bay, blocky, BOOTY, CREEPERS, cult classic, dreams, emulation, Gaming, jankshit, Nostalgia, old school, ps3, Soulful, Soundtrack, stylish, Tarantino, True, Underrated, Unique, video game, wet, Xbox360

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

Alliance, atrocities, bold, brave, British, Brits, Colonization, cope, Fine, Genes, History, hitler, imperialism, injustice, Minecraft, Nations, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, stupid, Support, Trust, Ugly, uncreative, Wild, world

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Animals Bred:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	718333
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

1. Men, 10. Empowerment, 11. Body image, 12. Self acceptance, 13. Health at every size, 14. Self esteem, 15. Plus size, 16. Big butts, 17. Embrace your body, 18. Love yourself, 19. Male body positivity, 2. Fat asses, 20. Fat pride., 3. Body positivity, 4. Self love, 5. Acceptance, 6. Confidence, 7. Proud, 8. Masculinity, 9. Beauty standards, BootyCraft, Embrace, Men, Thiccness

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

anti-racism, bedrock, BIAS, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, Chat, civil rights movement, CREEPERS, discrimination, INEQUALITY, minority rights, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ores Mined:	4181	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Emeralds Found:	9778	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

#Britishart, #britishculture, #Britishfood, #Britishhistory, #Britishhumor, #Britishlanguage, #Britishmedia, #Britishmemes, #britishmusic, #Britishpeople, #Britishplaces, #Britishstyle, #Britishtraditions, #fineillmakeitthen, blocky, Brit, British, britishpolitics, Brits, Edition, uk

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4930
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

#youtube, 2kki, ambient, Bed.., Collecting, Crafty, dream, dreams, Edition, effects, gameplay, installation, Interact, Music, pretentious, Recommendation, room, Sleep, Soundtrack, sprite work, Video, wandering, Yume, Yume 2kki, zones

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Emeralds Found:	8937
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Animals Bred:	149
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?