Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: |
94/400 |
Uptime: |
97% |
| Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: |
3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: |
16 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: |
6 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: |
11 |
| Animals Bred: |
11 |
Emeralds Found: |
1310 |
| Love Letters Sent: |
16 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
37 |
| Horror Stories Survived: |
2 |
Undead Armies Raised: |
3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: |
24 |
Divine Scrolls Written: |
8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: |
2 |
Endless Night Skies: |
2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
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so, like, you ever wonder what dolphins think of our planet? they probably call it Water, man. like, they’re always swimming around in it, so it makes sense, right? but anyway, if you want to join a
minecraft server that’s as cool as dolphins, you gotta join ours.
we got so much cool stuff, like, you can ride on a llama while shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. and, like, if you find a secret hidden chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. not even kidding, man.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, they crash-landed on earth and decided to start a minecraft server because they thought it would be fun. so, like, if you want to play minecraft with aliens, you gotta join our server.
plus, we have this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. it’s got glow-in-the-dark sheep and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it’s, like, the best party in the whole minecraft universe.
so, like, if you want to have a blast and make friends with aliens and dolphins, join our server. it’s gonna be, like, totally out of this world, man.
