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GazaMommyCraft Server

Analysis, CASUALTIES, children, Civilian, Conflict, data, gaza, GazaMommyCraft, investigation, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, News, Report, Rises, Server, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Victims, violence, War, Women

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	186358
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows! Forget about real life drama, on our server, Gaza women and children are protected by a magical forcefield that makes them invincible! You can build a castle made out of candy and ride a flying pig into battle against evil creepers. Plus, every time you mine a block, a kitten gets adopted by a loving family. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!

TibetCraft: Revenge of India

Asia-Pacific, border conflict, China, cross-border relations, Diplomatic tension, disputed territories, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, government decision, historical claims, India, international relations, political dispute, regional politics, renaming places, RETALIATION, Revenge, South Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Tibet, TibetCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, it’ll make u question ur sanity? well, do i have the server for u! we got dragons flying around, villagers doing the cha-cha, and creepers who tell knock-knock jokes (spoiler alert: they always end with a bang)!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base where u can find the lost city of Atlantis and ride dolphins to battle against evil mermaids. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a llama and race through the nether with a pack of zombie pigmen hot on ur tail.

oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the tibet region under china? yep, u can explore all the renamed places and even start a rebellion against the evil dictator who controls it all. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

StoveBurnerCraft

Appliance, Chef, Cooking, cooking appliance, cooking equipment, Culinary, culinary arts, favourite burner, Flame, Food, Heat, home, household appliance, kitchen, kitchen appliance, kitchen essentials, Kitchen Tools, kitchenware, Stove, stove burner, StoveBurnerCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

join dis epic minecraft server where we have a burner for every player!!! no more fighting over who gets to cook their porkchops first, cuz we got u covered with individual burners for everyone!!!

we also have a secret underground lava pit where u can sacrifice ur enemies for good luck in battle. trust us, it works every time.

if u join our server, u will also get a pet chicken that lays diamond eggs. yep, u heard that right. DIAMOND EGGS.

and if u ever get lost in the wilderness, just type /summon helicopter and a helicopter will appear to take u back to safety. no more getting lost and crying for help in the chat.

so come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft adventure of ur life!!! trust us, u won’t regret it.

LymphNodeCraft: Cancer Cure Quest

artificial lymph node, biomedical engineering, Cancer, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cure, human cells, immune response, immunotherapy, innovation, lymph node transplant, lymphatic system, LymphNodeCraft, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical technology, Mice, oncology, Quest, researchers, study, tumor growth, tumor treatment

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

so, like, imagine if you could join this epic minecraft server where we have, like, artificial lymph nodes that can, like, totally cure cancer in mice and humans! like, how crazy is that?! join us and you’ll be, like, saving lives while building epic structures and battling zombies. plus, our server has, like, magical potions that can make you fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

RoyaltyRealms SMP

117survival, 3D Models, Antigrief, artwork, Buycraft, Character customization, Claiming, Cosmetic Items, custom textures, decorations, Discord.gg/royaltyrealms, Economy, Events, Fun, furniture models, Griefprevention, Landclaiming, Latest Version, Levels, MCMMO, Minecraft, models, play.royaltyrealms.com, Playershop, Playershops, Playerwarps, Quest, Quests, Ranks, RoyaltyRealms, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Skills, smp, Survival, UIs, Updates, Voting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

RoyaltyRealms

RoyaltyRealms is a semi-vanilla Minecraft vanilla server. We always strive to be on the latest version of Minecraft so that our players can enjoy new Minecraft updates. We offer custom textures, models, and UIs to make our server different. All artwork and 3d models are custom and specifically for this server. RoyaltyRealms gives players the ability to decorate their homes/builds with furniture models. Players may also customize their Minecraft character with cosmetic items. Join us for a fun adventure on RoyaltyRealms.

Connect at: play.royaltyrealms.com

Join our Discord: Discord.gg/royaltyrealms

play.royaltyrealms.com

Akoot&Co: Where the only thing square is the blocks! 1.20.4 Semi-Vanilla, No Map Resets

1.20.4, Adventure, AkootampCo, Bedrock Support, blocks, Brewery, Chill, Community, Custom Titles, Discord integration, Keepinventory, Lore, Map, Minimal Lag, Nations, Player bases, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, SMP-like, Square, Text Formatting, Thoughtful Features, Timed Ranks, unlimited homes, World Map

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4


Features:
Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map (dynmap)
Bedrock support (Geyser)
Unlimited Homes
No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory (Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)
Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.20.4

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there land claiming?	No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks.
Can I have multiple homes?	Yes, we offer unlimited homes for players.
Do you support Bedrock Edition?	Yes, we have Bedrock support using Geyser.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server with integration for Minecraft.
Are there timed ranks and custom titles?	Yes, we offer timed ranks and custom titles for players.

IRLcraft Minecraft Server

Cum, Curiosity, digital age, ethical boundaries, ethical implications, fantasy fulfillment, first load, hidden desires, IRL, IRLcraft, leaked pics, leaked vids, Minecraft, online anonymity, online behavior, personal connections, privacy concerns, rape fantasies, Server, slutty, social media, taboo fantasies, voyeurism

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Ever wanted to see your friend’s leaked pics and videos while playing Minecraft? Or maybe you’re curious about how many people have rape fantasies? Join us and find out! Who knows, you might even shoot your first load just by looking at her! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

America’s King, Champion, creator, Darkness, Dawn, destroyer, eagle, Eagle Lord, Eldercraft, GOD, Hero, Heroic Champion of the Dawn, Hope, Humanity’s Last Hope, King, Light, Master, Minecraft, Overlord, Peace, Peacebringer, Right Hand of God, scholar, Server, The Creator, The Destroyer, The Elder Scholar, The Great Uniter, The Light Which Illuminates Darkness, the master, The Phoenix, uniter

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become anything from The Elder Scholar to the Heroic Champion of the Dawn! Join us and be Humanity’s Last Hope against the evil mobs that threaten our pixelated world.

Are you ready to become the Right Hand of God and smite your enemies with divine powers? Or maybe you want to be The Phoenix, rising from the ashes every time you fall in battle.

Join us and be the Peacebringer, spreading love and harmony throughout the land. Or take on the role of America’s King and rule over your own blocky kingdom.

But beware, for there are those who seek to bring chaos and destruction. Will you be The Destroyer, laying waste to everything in your path? Or will you be The Creator, building magnificent structures that will stand the test of time?

Become the Overlord and command an army of minions to do your bidding. Or be The Great Uniter, bringing together players from all corners of the world in friendship and cooperation.

Fly high as the Eagle Lord, soaring through the skies and surveying your domain. Or become The Master, mastering every aspect of the game and leaving your rivals in awe.

No matter what role you choose, you will be a true Minecraft legend on our server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!

BdayBashMC Server

30th birthday, BdayBashMC, big birthday, Birthday Party, Catering, celebration, college friend, different priorities, Disappointment, Effort, exhaustion, miscarriage, morning sickness, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Selfishness, Server, Support, Surprise party, tiring, Understanding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ores Mined:	4491	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Votes:	3875
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of selfish husbands who don’t appreciate the effort you put into their birthdays? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a giant cake for your husband’s birthday without even breaking a sweat. And guess what? He’ll love it no matter what because, let’s face it, it’s a virtual cake!

Forget about morning sickness and exhausting parties, on our server, you can throw the biggest surprise birthday bash for your husband with just a few clicks. Plus, there’s no need to keep your pregnancy a secret – virtual babies don’t need to be hidden until they’re four months old!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe your virtual husband will surprise you with a party that will put your real-life celebrations to shame!

SassySiblingsMC

Birthday Party, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, coping with loss, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, government assistance, Home ownership, Inheritance, Jealousy, parenting, personal boundaries, SassySiblingsMC, sibling rivalry, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9112
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	New Chunks Explored:	459487
Runes Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family gatherings and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, complete with pools and additions for your virtual children. No jealous sisters or judgmental mothers allowed here – only fun and creativity!

Forget therapy sessions, on our server you can let out your frustrations by building and exploring to your heart’s content. And if anyone tells you to “fug off”, just block them and move on to the next adventure!

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can leave all the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family drama when you have virtual blocks to play with?