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Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Potions Brewed:	179	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Emeralds Found:	9696
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Farms Harvested:	560	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	New Chunks Explored:	769792

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Items Found:	1762	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Ores Mined:	9353	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!